Nicole Richie will probably go to jail
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Nicole is due in court today, facing charges for her second DUI. She is expected to plead guilty or no contest, which will automatically get her a minimum of five days under California law. I am going to put my money on this BITCH pleading guilty, because I mean, what idiot gets out of a car and admits to the cops that they just finished popping pills and smoking out?!?!? It just doesn’t make sense to snitch on yourself like that at all, and I bet if she would have said the magical word “lawyer” at the scene of the crime instead of singing like a canary on herself she wouldn’t even be worrying about having her baby in jail or not. It’s just as well that she does go to jail for this because she is all types of doubled down dumb, because really, really now, who drives on the freeway in the wrong direction and admits to using drugs right there to arresting officers? I know who!!! One super dumb BITCH!!!
But wish the BITCH a little bit of luck, because she might get off sentencing because her first DUI was alcohol related, and the second one for pills and other substances. How nice. The laws in America are really quite hysterical.
UPDATE: The BITCH got four days, and credit for a day for spending six hours in jail when she got busted!!!
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