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Mar 5

Jessica Alba is super pregnant

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Jessica Alba is definitely pregnant

And all the men in the world must be super depressed. And to all those bullshitters who talk about pregnancy being the greatest experience, blah blah blah, just see above picture for proof that pregnancy is about as much fun as ripping off toe nails very slowly. All it did to Alba was make her soft looking and food crazed, as she blogged about being a hungry baby bus on her myspace:

Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can’t get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the states, the bread is amazing. My tummy is getting bigger by the second and the little one must like the food too because it is moving and kicking like crazy. ITS THE BEST.”

Ham sangwiches make me barf. And have you ever noticed how much more fun of a word sandwich becomes when you replace the d with a g??? Try it, its much better than actually eating a ham sangwich!!!

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