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Jan 16

Get out of her belly baby!!!

Posted In: Jessica Alba, Pregnant BITCH

Jessica Alba is definitely pregnant

Dear Jessica Alba’s unborn fetus,

If you wouldn’t mind, could you just please go away?  I mean, your mom is hot.  Like smoking hot, and you are trying to ruin everything by stretching it all out and making things saggy.  She hasn’t even done a full nude yet, or playboy!  So if you could just pack your shit up and move to a more spacious home (Britney Spears’ womb is available!) everyone would greatly appreciate it.
mmmmkay…..

XOXOX

THB

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One Comment to “Get out of her belly baby!!!”

 

At least she busted out another movie before growing the bump… buuuut I dunno if there’s that nude scene you’re looking for haha.

Megan wrote on January 16th, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

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