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Jun 12

Lindsay Lohan's body guard tells all!

Posted In: Big Mouth BITCH, Drugs BITCH, Jail BITCH, LezBITCHES, Lindsay Lohan, Party BITCH

Lindsay Loves coke!

Considering she has wrecked her car while all hopped up on cocaine and been in rehab twice now, we should all know that the BITCH is out of control. Her former bodyguard adds fuel to the fire though with comments he made to News of the World about her partying habits:

“I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met.”

“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she’d go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.

His first job was to take her to a party in Beverly Hills. “She’d been snorting all night,” he recalls. “As soon as they walked into the party she was snorting more.”

“She got on the coffee table and danced, flinging her dress above her head, her eyes rolling about all over the place.”

“I told the guy providing the drugs to stop and he just said, ‘No way, Lindsay will go berserk’. Then she started screaming at people and swinging her fists around at anyone near her.

“At the start of the night she seemed such a fun-loving, angelic girl but under the influence of drugs she was psychotic. It was 10.30am the next day by the time I carried her to bed.”

One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.

“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

“I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I’d had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car.”

She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,” says Lee. “I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.”

“One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them,” says Lee.

“She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.

“She told me, ‘I don’t belong on this planet any more’. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.

Lindsay sure knows how to party: lesbian drug binges, suicide attempts and beating down coke dealers! This BITCH is wild! You almost feel bad for her, until you realize that she is too dumb to hire a driver and make her body guards sign confidentiality statements!!

I can’t wait till the lesbian pictures surface! Its gonna be hot BITCHES!

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3 Comments to “Lindsay Lohan's body guard tells all!”

 

This is just so sad.

April wrote on June 12th, 2007 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

 

Damn, when are these celebrities just going to die? I’m so tired of reading about these morons. The media, the public and all her money is going to kill each and every one of them (Paris, Linsday and Britney). Consider Christina Aguleria: she’s one smart girl. It did not take her long to figure out wasting her energy partying, snorting cocain and having drunk binges every night would make her psychotic and broke. Not to mention, but she’d lose her real fame. Nobody really wants to buy something from a crackhead slut with plastic tits.

I miss the good days when these girls weren’t famous. Go back to Hell!

Shawn wrote on June 12th, 2007 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

 

Is that a CRAYON in her nose?

Megan wrote on June 14th, 2007 at 8:54 pm | Permalink

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