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500 pound man rescued from river

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500 pound man rescued from river

A man from Wisconsin had to be rescued this week when the inner-tube he was in burst and left him stranded in the river. The catch was that he was 500 pounds and it took rescuers over 12 hours to navigate him to a place where they pull him from the river. If you believe what the guy says, he was floating along with friends when he hit a rock with his tube that caused it to deflate. I say, when your 500 pounds to begin with maybe you shouldn’t stick your big ass in an flotation device. Rescuers even tried to rescue him by boat, but gave up because when they tried the boat bottomed out on the rocks underneath.

And don’t get it twisted, I am not making fun of this guy for being morbidly obese, I am making fun of his dumbass for thinking he should get in an inner-tube. But I do bet when he got out of the river, it went down by atleast 8 feet.

Another example of the ways obesity can kill though for real! If its not the diabetes, cholesterol or hypertension you get, you are at high risk of sinking! Who knew???

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2 Comments to “500 pound man rescued from river”

 

Well that’s fucking great, now we got paris fans falling in the river to! Son of bitches cause more problems then they are worth!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

 

Digital Glamour Photography…

hey great stuff…

digital-glamour wrote on August 29th, 2007 at 12:26 pm | Permalink

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