The 2007 MTV movie awards….and why they sucked
Posted In:So in case you missed the movie awards, here is the short, and lame, recap of the nights winners:
Best Villain: Jack Nicholson (The Departed)
Best Fight: Gerard Butler vs the Uber Immortal (300) < --LAME SHIT!!! Borat should have had it!
Best Kiss: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights)
Breakthrough Performance: Jayden Smith (Pursuit Of Happyness) < --EVEN LAMER!
Best Comedic Performance: Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)
MTV Generation Award: Mike Myers
Best User Generated Spoof: United 300 < --All these were SUPER gay!
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet: Transformers < --I WILL NOT see this.
Best Performance: Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Best Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
Amy Winehouse had the best performance by far, and Sarah Silverman was funny as usual(check the video for Paris bashing), and, as usual, the actual awards sucked. The whole preshow was basically a looooong, BORING advertisement for the Transformers, which is probably gonna be lame anyway. Rihanna performed, props to the BITCH for actually singing but not for the fug outfit. Jack Nicholson was there too, and he was completely wasted, but that is why he is my hero. I know if I had to sit through this “live” show in person I would need a few drinks myself.
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Video of Rihanna performing “Umbrella”:
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