Have you ever seen such a miserable person?
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Jessica Alba must be the worst person to be around, because that bitch is always frowning and looking cunty. Even in these pics where she is getting her nails done, she still looks half a second away from stomping around and tearing shit up Godzilla style. Alba needs to lighten up stat, all those bad vibes are going to create one maniacal baby. Plus, what baby wants to looking into that piehole of despair she has been calling a face??? And its definitely not that she has a fug face, she just fugs it up with all her pouting and pissy antics.
And if its the papz pissing her off, the bitch needs to move to Montana, it would be a pretty win win situation. She would be paparazzi-free, and we wouldn’t have to see her just-sucked-on-a-lemon bitch face. But that will never happen, because ALL these celebs are full of shit when it comes to the papz. They could easily avoid the papz by moving to low key areas (Tom Cruise did!) but they all choose to gather in a cluster fuck we call Hollywood, that also happens to be filled with papz. Does it make since to you???  Its like moving to Mexico and bitching when you get there that people speak spanish!
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