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Oct 6

This BITCH better leave Judge Mathis alone!

Posted In: Dumb BITCH, Legal Matters

Judge Mathis

I don’t know about you but I am a sucker for daytime court shows, and Judge Mathis just happens to be absolute favorite, and now some BITCH is trying to sue him! The woman, Melody Burnham, had appeared on his show before, and said it took her over a year to realize it is not a “real” court of law. Which is funny, because, I don’t know how many “real” courts would have a studio audience, cameras, a dressing room and would fly litigants out of a jurisdiction and halfway across the country. The dumb BITCH also alleges she was held hostage for 6 hours in a dressing room, and she didn’t know that she was being counter-sued until moments before going before Judge Mathis. She also complained that he ridiculed her for being a honky when he laughed at pictures showing her washing machine on her porch and concluding with “I am sending you hillbillies back to the hills!”.

Mathis’ camp has already issued statements saying this lawsuit is without merit and they have very careful legal procedures which they follow.

But honestly, how much of a dumb bitch do you have to be to think court tv is the “real” thing??? It would be like thinking wrestling, unicorns and a sober Lindsay Lohan were all real!

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One Comment to “This BITCH better leave Judge Mathis alone!”

 

I didn’t know it wasn’t real…

Olga wrote on October 8th, 2007 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

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