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Nov 5

David Copperfield is definitely a creep

Posted In: David Copperfield, Gross BITCH, Jail BITCH, Lame BITCH, Legal Matters


David Copperfield is a douche

While investigation continues into allegations that David Copperfield raped a woman at his privately owned Bahama resort, TMZ has found some VERY creepy info out about him, and his whole scheme to pick up women at his shows from what they describe as a manual that he gives to employees to reference when picking out women for him:

The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We’re told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding “from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay. If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the “What to Say” sheet for help.”

And it gets creepier.

According to the document, “On occasion David will have you pull in both scorpions even if he is only interested in one of them, just for comfort.”

The assistants are told to sell the women before David arrives backstage. They’re supposed to say: “Do you know that David has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL and we are doing a lot of project (sic) for these islands: Ads, TV, Radio and many other promotions. So we like (sic) to keep in touch with you in case there is a job in the future we think you would be interested in.”

Is being a C list celebrity not enough to get this guy laid or what? It doesn’t take much besides a good money flash and name drop to pick up most of the desperate bitches you see at the bars, so I don’t understand why this guy has a plan more complicated than a game of mousetrap without the f-ing marble!

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