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Jul 25

Paris Hilton sucks face with long balls Adler

Posted In: Busted BITCH, Gross BITCH, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton and Cisco AdlerParis Hilton wears a shiny shirt

With Lindsay getting all the paparazzi attention yesterday, that dumb BITCH Paris had to go and try to out whore her so she didn’t feel left out. TMZ reports:

A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”

I bet by now you are wondering how Cisco Adler got the nickname long balls Adler, but really, how else do you think he got that nickname(trust me, the link is NSFW)? And seeing how disgusting this guy is, it completely proves the point that Paris Hilton is one dirty slut. And after making people watch her make out with ol’ long balls himself, the BITCH decided to sing her music?!? I bet the people inside the club were gouging their eyes out with forks at the same time they were stuffing their ears with bread rolls.

NSFW pic of Long Balls himself after the jump!

Cisco Adler has really long balls

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24 Comments to “Paris Hilton sucks face with long balls Adler”

 

i think you will find it is called having a bit of fun and letting off steam bitch!

Graham wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

 

Oh, I bet your jealous graham but hey after seeing this guy there’s hope for you! I really think he needs a sack lift, don’t you?
What’s your opinion? I mean after all the ball sacks that have been pounding you in the chin over the years, I just thought you might be an expert on
the matter. Thank God I wasn’t there to hear that horrible no talent shit she calls singing!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sapphre wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

 

nothing to be jealous about, people have fun and thats all she’s doing, you should try it some time!

Graham wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

 

wow. that is gross.

Liz wrote on July 26th, 2007 at 10:48 am | Permalink

 

No that’s alright man, I’ll pass. If that’s your idea of fun? No wonder your a paris fan!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 26th, 2007 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

 

you’re all just a boring bunch of twats i see

Graham wrote on July 26th, 2007 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

 

Graham,

There are better things in life than getting shit-faced, drugged up and fucked every night. You know, not all of us aspire to be human plumbing. And if having dignity and self-respect means I’m a “boring twat”, then you really are as naive as you sound.

Megan wrote on July 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

 

yes i agree megan you are a boring twat!

Graham wrote on July 28th, 2007 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

 

I agree with Megan also!

So! You are finally being truthful in admitting that you AND Paris have no self-respect NOR dignity??

I must give you credit for being honest

HOWEVER, Credit is taken away for being useless to society, and therefore being a complete waste of space. You now realize that you will never be taken seriously, or respected b/c you do not respect yourself. You now realize that you are following down the same slippery path as your –Idol– ERRR…”best friend”…and that it will ultimately lead you to your emotional downfall. You will probably end up alone, with nothing, and no one. But that’s OK, you still have a big bottle of vodka, and some cocaine to drown your troubles in, right??? If you do not intend on seeking help, changing your self-views, and all other things that are messed up in that empty head of yours, then I strongly suggest that you kill yourself, and get out of society

And yes, I can already predict the future, and expect a “comeback” that sounds like it was written by a mentally retarded 12-year-old, but, I SERIOUSLY think you should take my advice…

[[cherry]] wrote on July 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

 

you reckon you know alot abotu my dont you, but sad fact is i am much better placed socially and financially to judge me for me and my friends for who they are - if i am happy with myself and them and vice-versa who the fuck are you to tell me to be anything else???

Dont like me for who i am or what i do, your problem not mine.

End of!

Graham wrote on July 31st, 2007 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

 

No, I loathe you

Judge you? Because of your “social/financial” status?

Dude, I don’t give a rats ass who you are and how much money you have, if you come off as a douche bag to me, I’m gonna tell you straight out

Money doesn’t mean shit to me, you can have all the money and social status you want in the world, and still be the poorest man on earth

You seem like you know so much about everyone else on here, at least from your previous posts

Then you turn around and say “ZOMG D0NT SAY DAT AB0UT ME!! J00 D0N’T N0 ME!!”

I did not necessarily say anything about your personality, b/c to be honest I don’t think you have one. I did say, however, that you should be concerned about your mental state

“but sad fact is i am much better placed socially and financially to judge me for me and my friends for who they are”

THIS is what I am talking about

You don’t know me, and are bitching about others judging you, yet you continue to judge us!

If you won’t listen to my advice on getting away from the “haters” permanently, maybe you should take your own advice, and stop judging others before talking shit!

Oh, and P.S. Maybe the reason that you’re mad about me “judging you” is b/c I’m right for the most part?? Is that why you’re so pissed about it? Otherwise, why the hell should you care? If it makes you so mad, why don’t you try proving me wrong for a change?? Just a thought…

[[cherry]] wrote on July 31st, 2007 at 7:43 pm | Permalink

 

fuck you (again) I dont give a rats arse about what you think, but equally i am not going to sit back and take the crap you throw about. I am proud of who i am and what role in life i lead. I am proud fo the friends I have and how they support me when needed, and in return i support them back. I will not be swayed to take a path in life which I do not feel is wright and which ‘pleases the masses.’ I am me and if i choose to blow my money on me, a close friend, a night out drinking and stuff, or in any other way, i will do so, and you and no one has any rite to criticise me for it! End of!

Graham wrote on July 31st, 2007 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

 

That’s because he can’t prove anyone wrong, right buddy! I really think you should take Cherry’s advice! I really think you just like the attention you get here, hell no one else talks to your lame ass! Stop trying to B.S. anyone into thinking you have friends, you know you don’t! Just the ones that inflate. Like your paris doll, not much conversation there, right. It’s ok man maybe someday you’ll get to meet her and she might even give a fuck but I doubt it! Until then just keep patching up the holes and hoping, that’s all you can do…………………Later……Dumb Ass! Oh wait………….End of

whydont youblowme wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 12:11 am | Permalink

 

GRAHAM, DOES THAT STRING TICKLE WHEN YOU WALK?

Megan wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 1:12 am | Permalink

 

Since you seem to be too mentally disturbed to give me a decent reply that makes any sense, I’m going to try to break this down for you…

“fuck you (again) I dont give a rats arse about what you think, but equally i am not going to sit back and take the crap you throw about”

Ok, number 1, NO! And number 2, if you didn’t give a rats ass about what I think, why the hell do you continue to come here and reply to the things that I, and other people say? And if you cared anything about your self-image/whatever to defend yourself, why haven’t you come up with any intelligent comebacks??

“I am proud of who i am and what role in life i lead.”

Well, that’s all fine and dandy, but you still come off as mentally ill to me, and I think you of all people, should be concerned with your mental state. You seem to have lost touch with REALITY…

“I am proud fo the friends I have and how they support me when needed, and in return i support them back.”

Get some mental help, and get back in touch with reality before trying to make friends. Anyone who would be friends with you, must also have the same illness…

“I will not be swayed to take a path in life which I do not feel is wright and which ‘pleases the masses.’ I am me and if i choose to blow my money on me, a close friend, a night out drinking and stuff, or in any other way, i will do so, and you and no one has any rite to criticise me for it! End of!”

WRONG AGAIN! I have every right to criticize, and demean you of your dignity [OH WAIT! YOU HAVE NONE!] It is my right as a HUMAN BEING to tell ANOTHER HUMAN BEING when they’re fucked up! It’s not about “pleasing the masses” It’s about getting HELP! That is also self-contradicting in that you worship a person who believes that Beauty only appears on the cover of a magazine, WHICH in turn is a form of “following the masses”. So there goes that theory. Now, you do have the choice to throw your life away, I’m just trying to give you some INTELLIGENT advice.

BUT HEY, don’t take my word for it! Go ahead and waste your life away, do what ever the fuck you want. Get in the car with your buddies and your best friend Paris, drive around drunk and drugged up all you want. I’ll just sit back and watch the headlines when you dumbasses crash into something, throwing you out of the car and they have to scrape your body off the pavement…

[[cherry]] wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

 

God, I don’t think I can take another look at this guy’s freaky old man ball sack! I bet you like it, don’t you graham! I know what your thinking graham, man I wish I could just suck on those! paris has and I want to as well!!!! Give him a call. I’m sure you have his number since you all are so tight! Or maybe have already?

whydont youblowme wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

 

Cherry, you bitch - fu

Graham wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

 

Looks like you might have hit a cord with your last comment Cherry. He couldn’t even finish what he was going to say or maaybe he just couldn’t spell it?

whydont youblowme wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

 

fu = fuck you dumbass

Graham wrote on August 1st, 2007 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

 

I already told, NO I WILL NOT you sick bastard…

And why even bother replying if you can’t come up with a better one than that?

That’s ok tho, just continue to prove my point and make me look smarter =]

Ahhh…

[[cherry]] wrote on August 2nd, 2007 at 8:48 am | Permalink

 

Oh is that what fu you means! I like the full effect of saying, hey fuck you graham! Steaming pile of dog shit! horse’s ass jerk off dumb ass and male cum dumpster! Just some of may fav’s

whydont youblowme wrote on August 3rd, 2007 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

 

weight lifting supplement…

weight lifting supplement…

weight lifting supplement wrote on August 14th, 2007 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

 

sick ass shit….and Graham need to seriously get a damn life…garsh!

Paty aka 50/50 wrote on February 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

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