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Sep 7

Gordon Ramsey tries to cook his own wiener!

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Gordon Ramsey

Chef Gordon Ramsey a.k.a. the chef from Hell’s Kitchen who cusses a lot, got into a cooking related accident when he let his bit and pieces get to close to what he was cooking. He told The Sun in an interview:

“The other day I was standing too close to the stove when I was cooking. I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando, suddenly, I felt this searing heat. I went, ‘F**k me, bollocks to that.’” Bollocks, indeed. Ramsay painted an even clearer horrible mental picture by saying, “I burnt my right bollock and I’m in absolute agony … You wouldn’t believe how much this hurts.”

They need to make special wiener aprons or something, because, this just sounds awful. But I guess if he is going commando, he probably wouldn’t take the time to wear a wiener apron either.

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