John Mayer - hang up the banana sling!
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I will be the first person to declare my love for Borat and his lime green banana sling, but now that John Mayer decided to don one instead of normal swim wear, I have got to put my foot down. Its bad enough I have seen more body hair growing out of absurd places on Sacha Baron Cohen, but to have to see John Mayer’s pube fest is just too much. And while its somewhat-kinda-funny, its been done, we have all been disgusted by it before, so the funniness is fleeting. But, he is trying to be funny, which I can handle, as opposed to him being a big time serious blogger.
Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go debride my eyes with hydrochloric acid.

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