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Feb 6

John Mayer - hang up the banana sling!

Posted In: Fug Fashion, Funny Shit, John Mayer

John Mayer pulls a borat 1

I will be the first person to declare my love for Borat and his lime green banana sling, but now that John Mayer decided to don one instead of normal swim wear, I have got to put my foot down. Its bad enough I have seen more body hair growing out of absurd places on Sacha Baron Cohen, but to have to see John Mayer’s pube fest is just too much. And while its somewhat-kinda-funny, its been done, we have all been disgusted by it before, so the funniness is fleeting. But, he is trying to be funny, which I can handle, as opposed to him being a big time serious blogger.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go debride my eyes with hydrochloric acid.

John Mayer in a green bikini 2

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2 Comments to “John Mayer - hang up the banana sling!”

 

Eeewwwww!!! That is so gross. Disgusting. I can’t stand John Mayer. Now even more.

Olga wrote on February 6th, 2008 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

 

Wawaweewoo John Mayer needs a visit to the tanning booth.

Megan wrote on February 9th, 2008 at 2:22 am | Permalink

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