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		<title>OMG!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 19:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230;.as you can tell, we are still working on getting the new shit ready for yall, so just hold tight, I know its been a while, but it wont be TOO much longer now!!!
But I just wanted to make a quick post about Steven Tyler checking into rehab, because, well, I have been in love [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The BEST family video ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Head Bitch</dc:creator>
		
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The girl in the video here is a mega dumb slut. And a myspace ho at that.  However, her brother and mother are hi-freaking-larious!  
Note to all myspace sluts:  YOU COULD GET RAPED IN THE BUTT!!!!
Share This
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		<title>Just want to let yall know whats going on!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Head Bitch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know, you are probably like where tha fuck tha post at&#8230;BUT I have got good news!   We are going to be updating with LOTS of new features, so you can have avatars and all kinds of good shit when you leave comments, plus a ton of other things!  Its going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GASP! Paris Hilton in Africa</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Head Bitch</dc:creator>
		
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Unfortunately, it wasn&#8217;t for charity, it was for her latest loser boyfriend, Benji Madden, who was having a &#8220;concert&#8221; there.  I use that term loosely, because, I refuse to believe that douche is in a band that could actually be getting paid to make money.  But anyways, Paris Hilton did manage to hand out pics [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I guess Lindsay Lohan was missing the spotlight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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So she decided to show off her headlights!!!  And the ugliest fucking shoes I have possibly ever seen.  THESE shoes are NOT fashionable, and I don&#8217;t care WHO says they are, because they are NOT.  Maybe when Jesus or Gladiators were alive these things were considered fly, but come on people!!!!  Take a good look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hogans get SUED!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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You might remember Nick Hogan almost killing his friend, John Graziano, in a street racing accident, which has left his friend in a hospital for months now, and resulted in having part of his freaking brain removed, as well as Nick gathering several criminal charges, including a minor driving under the inlfuence:
  The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Being morbidly obese is better than a bulletproof jacket?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Famed fat chef Paul Prudhomme, of New Orleans, was at a golf course, when he got freaking shot in the arm and thought it was a bee sting&#8230;.. for reals:
 Prudhomme shook his shirt sleeve and a .22 caliber bullet fell to the ground, a spokesman for the Jefferson Parish Sheriff&#8217;s Office said.
Deputies believe Prudhomme was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse gets naked for charity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Amy Winehouse posed nude for this shoot, that will be featured in April&#8217;s Easy Living magazine, to help increase breast cancer awareness in young women.  Its nice to see that someone with as many personal vices as she clearly has, would still take the time to bring attention to such an important issue.
And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seriously, this might be the best South Park episode ever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Last night South Park was the funniest shit ever, and I just wanted to include some highlights/quotes from the show, since it was all about Bitchney and the paparazzi, and how freaking crazy all this shit has gotten:
- Boys are watching a presidential debate, that is interrupted to say Britney Spears is in town.
- Britney [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who even cares about Jennifer Lopez and her stupid kids?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Honestly, I am so effing sick of people having babies, and then touting them on the cover of magazines for gazillions of dollars when no one wants to see any stupid babies, or their ugly little raisin faces.  I hate babies, and this has sparked by anger towards them, so if I see a baby [...]]]></description>
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