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Feb 8

Rehabbers a.k.a. a bunch of quitters

Posted In: BITCH slapped, Drugs BITCH, Eva Mendes, Kirsten Dunst, Rehab BITCH

Cirque Lodge

Kirsten Dunst checked her self into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah pictured above, the famed center where Lindsay Lohan received treatment, but details are not clear on what her vice of choice is. Also checking into the same facility for unknown reasons is actress Eva Mendes, who checked in earlier this week but has already left for a day due to “personal business”.

And since we are talking about people seeking treatment, I can’t leave out Designing Women’s Delta Burke, who checked into a psychiatric ward this week for “hoarding”.

And last, but not least, my favorite rocker who is not steven tyler and needs a good shower before he looks really hot again, Scott Weiland, has checked into an unknown rehab center seeking treatment after a performance with his band, Velvet Revolver, on Wednesday night. Hopefully he will get off the boatload of drugs he is on, and get back to looking hot.

So I guess its safe to say that Heath Ledger’s death has shaken some of the Hollywooders up, since they are running out of the wood work to check into rehab centers. It just must be so hard being a celebrity, with all the drugs around and the peer pressure….pffft who the fuck are we kidding, these people are the biggest bitches on the planet! They get everything they want and need, and instead of being grateful for the good fortune they have had in their life, they think its hip to be moody and depressed, and would rather spend their time wasting in self pity about how “hard” their life is, and I just think its so PATHETIC.

At least these idiots are getting “help” I guess, but you know the whole thing will be marred by their bullshit antics and need for good press.

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