Let me describe token gay guy Josh from Big Brother, in his own words:

CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!

CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!

CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!

CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!

Okay…phew…now that I got that off my chest, you might be wondering why I hate this tool bag so much.  Well, first off, he has CRAZY mood swings, from angry to joking, and he totally makes shit up about people.  Secondly, he talked about how you cant get HIV having unprotected anal sex if you are on top, which is pretty much like reasoning a woman can’t get preggo if she is on top, aka completely fucking mental. Pictures of him hoovering up the porcelain powder are all over the internet.  He bragged about spreading gonorrhea.  He hates on Allison in the house for her clothes when I swear to god this guy wore a UT sweatshirt, with shorts, and matching crocs, and I am talking about the rubber ones, not pimp ass gator shoes.

Lastly, and probably the most important/hilarious thing ever, his weiner doesn’t even hang past his balls and it honestly looks like that baby dick picture from Scary Movie.  And its not like he has Cisco Adler balls people.  And please tell me I am not the only one who thought when guys shaved, it was suppose to make the beast look bigger????

So let me rephrase my rant:

COKEHEAD CUNT! COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!

COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!

COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!

And I hope to God  he reads this, because, he is from Dallas like myself, and I would love to meet up with him once the show is over and slap him in the face with a log of bologna over and over again before I, in his own words, “rip him a new twat”.  If you are friends with this douchebag, dickweed Josh, please let me know how I could make this ultimate fantasy smackdown happen.

See the naked picture of Josh’s pussy penis after the jump! Obviously NSFW.

A million dollars to the first person who can scientifically explain how a wiener gets so GD small.

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