Being morbidly obese is better than a bulletproof jacket?
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Famed fat chef Paul Prudhomme, of New Orleans, was at a golf course, when he got freaking shot in the arm and thought it was a bee sting….. for reals:
Prudhomme shook his shirt sleeve and a .22 caliber bullet fell to the ground, a spokesman for the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office said.
Deputies believe Prudhomme was hit by a falling bullet, probably shot about 9:30 a.m. from somewhere within a 1 1/2-mile radius of the golf course, said Col. John Fortunato. Prudhomme did not require medical attention.
“He thought it was a bee sting,” Fortunato said. “Within five minutes, he was back to doing his thing.”
Yall do realize that morbidly fat people are going to take over the world one day, right? Now that they discovered they are impervious to bullets, my guess is the attacks will start soon at a McDonald’s near you!
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