Whh-Whha-WHAT!?!?! Paris wants to have kids in a year???
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Yup, you read that title correctly! Now just try and read it again without tears of laughter running down your face. I can’t think of anyone, besides Britney Spears and Chris Benoit, that would be a worse parent, yet in the new U.K. Elle, Paris is talking about reproducing:
On what people think about her
“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.â€
On how she’s prepping for pregnancy
“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.â€On her future baby daddy
“I used to care about looks, but I’ve grown out of that stage. They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don’t know, I like a guy who can make me laugh.â€
I must say, with her being a high school drop out and all, I am actually surprised this BITCH doesn’t have as many kids as she does dogs, but I guess we can count that as a small miracle. Whats amusing though is the fact that she actually believes that she doesn’t act like a grade A slut and blames other people for painting this awful picture of herself, because, you know, its everyone else’s fault that she can’t wear panties and records all of her sexual escapades. I don’t even know how this BITCH says half the shit she says without laughing at herself. Its just ridiculous and pathetic. I mean, this BITCH has more pictures of her crotch than all of the Playboy and Hustler archives combined, yet she still says thats not how she really is??? All I can say is yeahhhhh riiiiiight BITCH, we all knows you are a ho-skee!
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