Someone beat me to it!
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Paris Hilton was spotted out walking the streets looking like a deranged lady of the night after going to Hollywood hot spot Hyde while trying to hide her black eye. Which I would like to say was given by me while trying to knock this bitches two brain cells closer together.
Unfortunately I was not responsible, and while no one is taking claim for putting the smack down on her, its probably a mushroom stamp from one of her cohorts with random pizza guys.
And if she did actually get punched in the dome, I vote we nominate the puncher for a medal of honor, and make a national holiday of their birthday.
p.s. I really like the fake ass look of those blue contacts, it makes her seem so natural!
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