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Jan 21

Paris Hilton to receive award from Harvard

Posted In: Dumb BITCH, Funny Shit, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton nominated for national lampoon award

Yup.  Thats right.  At HARVARD.  But fortunately, I think those kids are too smart not to be doing this as a backhand compliment and are really going to mock her.  And just for fun, here are some other peoples classic responses to this:

  •  I’d rather see the Green River Killer honored than this whore.  Or Hitler.  Or the Devil.  At least they had some initiative, some oomph and “can do” spirit.
  • Awww!

    This has got to be a joke award that she paid to get.  The title of her “movie” should be, “Dumber, Dumberer, and Sluttier”.  Piss on harvard for letting the STD ridden, lazy eyed, gapping cooze bimbo step on campus.

    harvard is the new yale

  • haha nah the best part is that she prolly a) has no clue what lampoon means and b) thinks this is a serious award
  • Harvard Lampoon Magazine is ‘awarding’ her Woman of the Year… Word:lampoon Function: noun a harsh satire usually directed against an individual

Guess I am not the only one who thinks she is a useless twat.  And who else bets this is the closest that Paris will come to getting educated ever in her life?

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8 Comments to “Paris Hilton to receive award from Harvard”

 

Paris is deserved of the award and much more besides, well done to her and all she has done to achieve it……….enjoy the fame, the fortunes and the honour you so rightly have!

To all others jealous……….fuck ya!

Graham wrote on January 21st, 2008 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

 

TheHEadBitch wouldnt even qualify for food stamps let alone anything else!

Graham wrote on January 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am | Permalink

 

GRAHAM: Quit living vicariously through Paris. You’re such a drama queen. Fortune isn’t a quality of character, dumbass. If the Head Bitch can’t qualify for food stamps then how the hell does she have a website? I don’t see your “rich” ass with a website other than something of a lame, pathetic MySpace (that’s not even yours, ha!). You wouldn’t even have the ingenuity to start a website from scratch no matter how many resources you had. All it would be about is how many times a day you touch yourself while browsing Paris pictures and how “awesome” you are because you “have money” and wish you were cool. Maybe your website should have all your SUPER COOL bathroom pictures and pictures of your expensive socks. Maybe Paris will notice you then. Maybe. Most likely not. But a desperate loser like you won’t quit hoping or aspiring to be affiliated with one of the most ill-regarded good-for-nothing “celebrities” that plague the Earth by sheer existence. Congratulations, Graham. You’re STILL an effin’ moron and contribute nothing to this world.

Megan wrote on January 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

 

hahahahahahaha Megan and you are still jealous of me

Graham wrote on January 24th, 2008 at 12:09 am | Permalink

 

No graham you are deluded Meghan is not jealous of you no one is we alll think you are completely mental and somehow brainwashed,you have no grasp on aything other than paris,it is unhealthy that a man of your age acts like a thirteen year old girl but claims to be so happy with his life.
I think you must be her only fan now.
And if she ever met you then she would run a mile no one would want a fan like you

LEAH wrote on January 27th, 2008 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

 

i dont care what you think about me! never have never will! blows a rapsberry your way!

have you never ever crossed a thought in your brain cells all my words and actions are a pure act for here???? lmao, the only true thing i cannot act about is my love and adoration, loyal support and life long faith to Paris Hilton!

Graham wrote on January 28th, 2008 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

 

Ok, did you not read what Lampoon means? Seriously… They are going to make fun of the bitch and she is too stupid to realize it… and yes Graham, this is a fake award that is meant to make fun of her so she does deserve it in spades…

Logic wrote on January 28th, 2008 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

 

Logic, go bury your lil head in the sand and shut up

Graham wrote on January 29th, 2008 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

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