Paris Hilton completes sentence, the BITCH is free again!!!!
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Yay! The world can rejoice once more! Paris Hilton has been freed, and all the worlds problems are solved! Now what are the news stations going to report??? Hopefully some freaking real news! And as much as I wanted her to come out of jail with an even wonkier eye and a mustache, that didn’t happen. We did get to see her with her brown eyes and no make up though, and really, its a look she should consider, it takes at least 10 years off the BITCH! It freaks me out that she has brown eyes, but ALWAYS wears blue contacts, I just want to tell her the days of Hitler are over, and she doesn’t need to dye her hair blonde and wear blue contacts to prove she is an Aryan baby.
Its also being reported that she lost ten pounds while in jail, and upon hearing that news Nicole Richie has asked her judge for a mandatory jail sentence that only lets her leave once she has dropped another 10 herself!
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