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Mar 6

Okay, this dumb Hilton bitch just got dumber

Posted In: BITCH slapped, Busted BITCH, Dumb BITCH, Lame BITCH, Paris Hilton, What was this BITCH thinking?, You see what that BITCH did?, stupid BITCH

Paris Hilton and a “shaman”

I have really been avoiding stories on this dumb slut, because, well, she isn’t really famous for anything other than bad porns and even worse movies. But this week she tried to pull a stunt where she pretended to be walking around hollywood with a shaman, and “gave” a diamond necklace away to a stranger under his direction, and commented on how he “changed her life”. TMZ, however, quickly reported the shaman was a FAKE! Well, actually, he is an actor, who has been in POTC and other movies that I am to lazy to go look up.

Anyways, with a little more investigation, it came out that the whole thing is a sham put on for a new Ashton Kutcher show that is suppose to punk the paparazzi and media outlets. But, considering the media figured out the truth, before the show even stood a chance, I would have to say it completely FAILS!

Plus, they fucked up big time by trying to get the P-Herp-Hizzle to “act” religious and kind, because, we all know that:

a) da bitch cant act

b) this money hording whore would NEVER give away a diamond necklace she bought with her grandpa’s hard earned money!

On the real though, heres to hoping this bitch chokes on a truffle or something!

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4 Comments to “Okay, this dumb Hilton bitch just got dumber”

 

paris done well, she is nothing you claim she is, she cares and is loving to people around her - she does lots of good for the world and people that matter - i admire her and think she is wonderful

Graham wrote on March 7th, 2008 at 1:02 am | Permalink

 

I can’t decide which word would describe this best… lame or fake? Hmm…

Megan wrote on March 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

 

Megan if you’re referring to Headboitch would say that both lame AND fake are appropriate :)

Graham wrote on March 7th, 2008 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

 

OMG i love you Paris I love everything about you, i adore you soo sooo much……I have sent off my application to your new reality show to become your new BFF, we will be soooooo good together i know it!

Andrea wrote on March 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 am | Permalink

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