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Feb 11

Now a long post making fun of Paris Hilton

Posted In: BITCH slapped, BITCH you a liar!!!, Paris Hilton, Pictures, Videos

Instead of breaking these stories about everyones favorite whore bag into multiple stories, I have combined it into one post, as I couldn’t think of any more titles for stories making fun of this cunt. First, let me grace you with video of Paris Hilton singing her non-hit song “Stars are Blind” while she struggles to keep her boobies in her dress(yes, even Paris Hilton’s boobs are big enough to fall out of something).

Any complaints about the quality of the video need to be directed to Paris Hilton, as I feel she is the only thing bringing the quality of the video down.Then, it was her 80’s themed birthday party, where she showed up looking like a misguided 12 year old surfer boy who has gotten into his mothers makeup and pantyhose. But not to be topped off as looking like the biggest idiot at her own birthday, her own publicist, Elliot Mintz, showed up looking like a oompa loompa type of mofo, which begs the question: why the fuck would you leave your house looking like that? And, how tha fuck does something like that even happen? Also, lets LOL at the fact Paris is with Brittny Gastineau, star of one of the worst reality shows of all time.

Paris Hilton birthday

Elliot Mintz at paris hilton bday party

 

Last but not least, lets take a moment to recognize Hilton for the lying superficial bitch she really is. When she was released from jail, we all heard her talking about how life changing it was, and how she was soon going to start a women’s program for female convicts leaving jail that was to act as a pseudo half way house and help them get on their feet. Since then however, she has done NADA that she said she would, but she did find the time to launch her new shoe line which she debuted at Macy’s today(pics below), plus new perfumes, a jewelry line and a new clothing line. Glad to see her priorities are in order. And glad to see she really keeps her word. And no, these pictures do not make feet look larger than they appear.

 

Paris Hilton shoe launch 1 Paris Hilton shoe launch 2 Paris Hilton shoe launch 3

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3 Comments to “Now a long post making fun of Paris Hilton”

 

Wow she looks amazing! great to see her getting back on with her life and ignoring the haters out there like 90% of the people on this website who have nothing better to do than spread unfounded hatred to one of the best people the world has seen!

If I ever got to choose a life to lead other than my own it would be Paris’s she stands for everything i believe in and it is wonderful to see her enjoying herself and making more fantastic lines like the ones pictured here.

Keep up the excellent work!

Graham wrote on February 12th, 2008 at 1:33 am | Permalink

 

She looks really pretty in the shoe pictures but I don’t know what happened to Princess P at her birthday, and omg that guy with the orange face is scary!!

And Graham, why do u care if they are “hating”??? You are hating back on them - makes you no better! But I forgot, you don’t even care about her borther, which is just mean and shows you are a fan for the wrong reasons.

1Parisfan wrote on February 13th, 2008 at 9:21 am | Permalink

 

nope you got my phrase in the wrong context, i was ‘not caring’ about the posting made on here about it…

Graham wrote on February 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

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