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Jul 13

Investigation starts into how rich BITCH Paris Hilton was treated in jail

Posted In: Busted BITCH, Gross BITCH, Legal Matters, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has an itchy crotch

The LA Sheriffs department started an internal investigation into how Paris “The Herp” Hilton got treated while she was in jail. If you thought Paris was doing real jail time just like a “regular” person, you must be one dumb BITCH! In fact, if you really thought that she had to rough it, you are actually more dumb than she is! The LA Times reports:

The department union, which has repeatedly clashed with Sheriff Lee Baca, said deputies have come forward to complain that Hilton had free access to a cellphone while other prisoners must wait in line to use pay phones during set hours.
Hilton also received daily visits from top brass at the Lynwood facility — including a captain who hand-delivered her mail — in contrast to others who get letters brought to them by inmate trusties, they said.
And officials were allegedly ordered to give her a new jail uniform while many inmates use recycled ones.
Two sheriff’s officials — who spoke on condition of anonymity — confirmed those details of her incarceration.

Her first visit to jail sounded like it was just a visit to a bad summer camp, so I vote we send the BITCH back to jail so she can get an idea of what jail is REALLY like. I don’t mind spending tax money on keeping her in jail! In fact, I think it might be the best use of citizens tax money in a long ass time.

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27 Comments to “Investigation starts into how rich BITCH Paris Hilton was treated in jail”

 

I just love the humor of The HeadBitch!!! From all the picture of Paris Hilton, she had to choose that one!! Classy!!!!
Too funny!!

Ellebasi wrote on July 13th, 2007 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

 

I say you quit with the ’send her back to jail’ theme, she was wronged by the system, she was unfairly treated by the system, she was bullied by the system, she was treated far worse than any other person on similar charges - all FACT and all will be revealed in the investigation - PROVIDED it is done fairly and no cover ups or anything takes place - and judging by how things have been handled to date, i doubt it will be fair.

However, i welcome the investigation and i hope the original judges head rolls!!! and slams his ass in prison!!

I really really felt for her having to be in that hell hole that seemed nothing more than being caged up!!!!!!!!

Love ya lots babe!

G xxx

Graham wrote on July 13th, 2007 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

 

elle you im picturing you as a fact ugly bitch, only out done in weight by TheHeadBitch herself

Graham wrote on July 13th, 2007 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

 

So you point being…????
Coming from a guy who think he’s a legend in his own mind, doesn’t do much for me there!

Ellebasi wrote on July 13th, 2007 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

 

This by far is the best picture yet, real class! I guess now I can see why you like her so much graham. Nothing says class like digging your snatch in public. I bet shes thinking to herself, I shouldn’t have fucked that homeless guy for a hit off his crack pipe, now I’ve got fucking crabs again. Your right about another thing to. Your both in the same class of ass wipes!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 14th, 2007 at 3:37 am | Permalink

 

why dont you, know nothing about me OR her, so keep your trap shut

Graham wrote on July 15th, 2007 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

 

Your profile says it all!!!!!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 15th, 2007 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

 

ASS WIPE!!!!!…………END OF!!!!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 16th, 2007 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

 

Yeah …Graham knows LOTS about her—–he must itch his cooter in public too

Joseph GUIDDDOOOO wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 3:53 am | Permalink

 

haha i love how graham says “she was unfairly treated by the system” sorry i didnt know that having a portable phone, playing ping pong with jail guards and having your family but in line in front of other prisoners family is “mistreatment”…and by the way dont MOST people who commit several probation violations go to jail??? u and I would…without the previous mentioned luxuries

Joseph GUIDDDOOOO wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 5:50 am | Permalink

 

Joseph quit talking shit, you know fuck all and she WAS mistreated from the outset! She should never have gone to jail for what she did!!! And i stand by all she does, says and has done - dont like it, tough!

Graham wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 10:59 am | Permalink

 

i know fuck all? i know im a corrections officer and we dont let people use cell phones and EVERY family has to wait in line despite the car u drive

Joseph GUIDDDOOOO wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 11:05 am | Permalink

 

unless you have status, money and connections, its the pecking order and I KNOW it happens ALOT, not just with famous people!

Graham wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

 

1st off, your no more then a broke ass mother fucker like the rest of us! I just happened to see your myspace profie before you changed your income level from 32k a year to 250k a year or higher. Unless in the UK that puts you somewhere in the upper middle class at best but I doubt it! At that income level in the U.S. your right about at the poverty level. Maybe paris can loan you some money from her new album sales? Since you two are so tight and all. You and her are like school in the summer time, no class!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

 

i changed it because i was accused of not being truthful i never expected to be scrutinised so closely, i just never put my true details on there when creating it - and once again you do not know anything about me, dont pretend you do

Graham wrote on July 17th, 2007 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

 

Soooooooooooo EMT’s are millionaires in the UK?

Megan wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 12:16 am | Permalink

 

BUT I THOUGHT ALL PARIS FANS WERE TRUTHFUL AND HONEST??? EMT’S IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE ARE MILLIONAIRES!

whydont youblowme wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 4:40 am | Permalink

 

graham u wrote somewhere else uve never had a job cuz ur paris’ friend and u live off ur dads money…now ur an EMT>????

graham ....get outta here please wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 7:44 am | Permalink

 

sheesh you guys never heard of voluntary work? GO GET A LIFE of your own BEFORE u trick picking holes in others!

Graham wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 11:59 am | Permalink

 

we are here because this is HEADBITCH’s site—not yours….so why dont YOU go get a life and be useful and be a PARISITE elsewhere

Danny wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

 

when HEADBITCH stops posting shite on paris’s site I WILL cease coming here!

Graham wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

 

why do u own it??? if ur paris’s friend then why arent u on her cell phone or something and stop resorting to writing on the myspace page her REP made for her……

Danny wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

 

Danny, you checking on my cell phone uses now?? Do you work for the telephone person? NO then do not assume things that your obvious tiny little brain cannot cope with.

I do not even need to answer your questions - they are irrellevant.

Graham wrote on July 18th, 2007 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

 

I feel sorry for all the guys who were hitting that! Paris, that stratching ain’t cute girl!

LC wrote on July 20th, 2007 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

 

shut it LC everyone has done private AND public!! just photographers are not snapping away at your lives allthe time to capture it!

Graham wrote on July 20th, 2007 at 6:11 pm | Permalink

 

graham…u seriously scratch ur snatch in public?? thats nasty dude…and no we DO NOT all do that in public…since I dont have one

Danny wrote on July 21st, 2007 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

 

whatever liar

Graham wrote on July 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 am | Permalink

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