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Even the drunkest people on earth dont want the bitch
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Drunk BITCH, Dumb BITCH, Funny Shit, Paris Hilton
So yeah, Oktoberfest goes down every year in Germany, and basically the goal is to get as wasted as possible and be a drunken mess, but even drunken messes have their limit, and the one thing that they don’t want is a cheap whore that drinks canned wine. Cheap whore being synonymous with Paris Hilton that is. E! Online reports:
Munich locals complained that their annual bender was “selling out” by having celebs shill during the big swill. But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned beer is blasphemy, canned wine an abomination.
But really, lets take a second and look at what Paris accomplished, because getting banned from Oktoberfest would be like getting banned from Mardi Gras, it just don’t happen, especially when you are a blonde bitch who likes to get naked and flash their cash and prizes to anyone with a camera.
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wow… that really does take a lot to get banned… and graham, she had to do something to get banned… canned wine is absolutely nasty… they don’t just ban people for nothing…
they are just fucked up - they have no clue, and no taste whatsoever……..THEIR LOSS
Graham wrote on September 24th, 2007 at 8:19 pm | Permalink
HAH. They are “fucked up” because Paris naively offended German drinking culture and traditions. Hmmm, seems like a good reason to shut the bitch out. Thanks for reppin’ America, you dumb bitch!
Plus, I doubt the Germans would want a massive herpes outbreak. 
Megan wrote on September 24th, 2007 at 11:52 pm | Permalink
makes me feel like going there and promoting her!!!
Graham wrote on September 25th, 2007 at 12:13 am | Permalink
Yeh you should do that and stay there
And I hope you get raped by a big Germen guy named Hans… 
LOL!
Graham do you read what you write before you post it?
Leah! I love you! And I agree! He should do that and stay there.
Jamie wrote on September 26th, 2007 at 9:56 am | Permalink
Lol at Michaels comment.
Jamie you know Graham just doesn’t care what he says
Graham aka Wanker
What do you know, you Northern Monkey
Graham is a wanker wrote on September 29th, 2007 at 1:07 am | Permalink
Don’t kid yourself Graham you could not even buy yourself an education
why do i need paper qualifications? what are they for? to get employment? and that is something i do not need or want.
End Of!
Hey not even Mcdonalds would want you,you have zero social skills.
You live your life through your computer you are so sad Graham you will die lonely and no one will remember you.
Sucks to be you right???
LMFAO
DENIAL that figures you are the biggest loser to walk this earth
Why are you all being so mean to Graham, I have now read through alot of his posts and I think it is sweet how he sticks up for Paris. It would be far easier for him to back down and agree with you all, especially with it seemingly being only him with this view on this website…the man has courage!
Personally, coming from a fairly well off background I can see where he [and paris] come from, I have never met her but so would love to do.
So give Graham a break, and please stop talking about Paris in this way, it is not good for grown people like you to do such things.
Make love not war…..
candy
Copy and paste again!
Just like Paris did when she sent her letters to her fans.
Paris or whoever runs her fan club sent me a signed photo of Paris and the same letter that she wrote while in jail that was all over the news. Does it take that much effort to actually WRITE instead of copying?
I dunno.
But I do know that Candy and Graham deserve each other!
Enjoy the basement guys!
Jamie wrote on October 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 pm | Permalink
such hate from scum, you do not know her and yet you say these things, and yes i can understand why paris copied her letters, impossible to send out hand written letters to millions!
Such hate from us Scum?!
Do we post pictures of ourselves that guys came on?
Nah. I don’t think so!
Paris really could’ve been brighter than to have sent out the same letter Graham. Come on now. She has a brain. The least she could’ve done was write a new letter, copied that one and sent it out!
As for your FAN Candy.
SHE IS THE SCUM RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
You’re both DISGUSTING!
GET IN THE BASEMENT ALREADY!
Jamie wrote on October 3rd, 2007 at 5:05 pm | Permalink
Fan? I am nobodys fan my dear, just a good friend who doesnt like to see her friends being ill treated. Also, the ‘picture’ you seem fascinated with, it not for you to question it is a private thing between me and the person involved.
You should probably put that skanky picture on private you WHORE!
Take care of yourself and your greasy men, Graham’s number 1 FAN!
As you can tell WE DON’T LIKE YOU!
Jamie wrote on October 4th, 2007 at 8:27 am | Permalink
That’s fine as I am not too keen on you either Jamie
So private she puts it on myspace yeh good one!!!
WHAT A JOKE
It actually makes me CRINGE when you type my name CANDY. Makes me smile that you are not too keen on me.
VERY HAPPY! VERY, VERY HAPPY ABOUT THAT!
THANK GOD!
People like me do not like Whores like you. Rant over. Slut, this shit has just begun!
Jamie wrote on October 4th, 2007 at 12:20 pm | Permalink
Yeh graham and candy aka dumb and dumber or skank and skankier but which one is which,who can tell??
candy you win graham is rude but you are disgusting
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