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May 29

Nicole Richie sends shocking, awesome party invites

Posted In: Celebrate BITCH, Nicole Richie, Skinny BITCH

Nicole Richie is an awesome skinny BITCH

Nicole Richie threw a party over the memorial day weekend, and she sent out the best invitations I have ever seen in my life:

From: Nicole Richie < xxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx > To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole’s Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000

My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who’s coming. Thanks

This is why Nicole Richie is at least a million times funnier than Paris Hilton. And while a lot of people are trying to say that it isn’t funny because she is laughing and mocking her own eating disorder I, for one, think its awesome. It’s BITCHiness at it’s best!!!

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One Comment to “Nicole Richie sends shocking, awesome party invites”

 

Finally someone that gets the joke.
you are awesome!!

frank wrote on May 29th, 2007 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

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