SURPRISE!!! Lindsay says the coke wasn’t hers!
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In a not so surprising statement to Access Hollywood, druggie BITCH Lohan said this via email message:
“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”
Since this BITCH absolutely makes no sense at all, its pretty amusing. Because I know, when I am heading out on a car chase of someone who supposedly nearly ran me over, I like to hold my friends coke in my pocket for good luck. And drink lots of booze first. And then for extra luck, I usually put my coke my friends coke in my nose, because I am just SUCH a good friend fiend.
And just in case you were wondering, YES, that picture is of Lindsay the night of her DUI.
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