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Jul 24

Lohan facing multiple charges and possible jail time

Posted In: Busted BITCH, Jail BITCH, Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan on drugs

Lindsay Lohan might be in rehab for now, but her approaching court date could get her sent to county lockdown. Since she is facing so many charges, I made this lovely list for you to see them all:

2 DUI’s, one from last night and one from her previous accident.
2 charges of possession of a narcotic(cocaine), one from this accident and one from the time before.
1 count of transporting cocaine into a custodial facility(i.e. the dumb BITCH brought cocaine to jail)
1 count of driving on a suspended license
1 count of underaged drinking
1 count of fleeing the scene of an accident

If found guilty, she could face up to six years in jail, but this is Hollywood BITCHES! She will probably only get court ordered to rehab, and get the rest dismissed for time served, even though she was only in jail for an hour.

UPDATE: THE INSIDER IS REPORTING THAT LINDSAY DID NOT CHECK INTO REHAB TODAY BUT IS IN LOS ANGELES So who knows what the truth is, I will keep you updated as I hear random news about it!

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2 Comments to “Lohan facing multiple charges and possible jail time”

 

What a role model! We’re going to have to invent new crimes for the women of the future to break.

-Dick

Dick Masterson wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 12:28 am | Permalink

 

i hope she goes to jail. maybe the judge will see rehab does nothing for her lol

Liz wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am | Permalink

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