I have been out of the loop on posting this, but to just sum it up New York governor Elliot Spitzer was busted for spending over $80k on a prostitute named Ashley Alexandra Dupre.  Then Hustler and Girls Gone Wild, hoping to feature her in their new magazine,  both offered a million dollars to Ashley in the hopes of getting her naked for their pages.  BUT recently(and FINALLY) released from jail GGW owner, Joe Francis, hit the nudey pay dirt when he found old footage of her already getting naked and all kinds of shit in the Girls Gone Wild archives.

So this prostitute bitch effed her chances at a million dollars by getting on a bus a couple years ago and getting all freaky deaky for a tshirt or a hat.  It is rumored she has enough footage for SEVEN tapes, including some girl on girl footage.  You know she is at home feeling like the dumbest bitch on the planet!!!  Joe Francis had this to say about his previous offer of a mil, and finding the new footage:

“It’ll save me a million bucks,” Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “It’s kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch.”
He said his employees got to work on pulling the footage and planned to offer it on the Web site by Tuesday evening, with a free sampling on the front page and the rest available with a $29.95 monthly subscription.

Speaking of Joe Francis, he is looking surprisingly hot, or perhaps its just the ex inmate vibe thats so sexy, I really don’t know, but these feelings are causing me to have mixed emotions and the last thing I need on spring break is to have a mental breakdown over the fact my brain can’t comprehend Joe Francis and the word “hot” in a sentence together. (see below picture for evidence of said hotness)

 

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