Proof that everything Jessica Simpson touches goes to shit.
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Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Jessica Simpson, but if anyone needed further proof that she is a life ruiner look no further! Her newest movie, which I told you was shit MONTHS ago, is going straight to DVD and now her misfortune is actually affecting something I care about….THE DALLAS COWBOYS!
Like, out of all the white QB’s in the NFL, she decides to date Romo, and now the bitch done ruined him! He needs to dump this B list C list D Lister and get his head in the game. Sure she has great tits and hair, but she is a bad luck career ruiner, so the bitch has gotta go.
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