John Mayer took it upon himself to blog in self defense of his ex, Jessica Simpson, after Texans have begun to turn on her for ruining the cowboys season, and resulting in their defeat in the playoffs. He writes:

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)

This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

Okay, I will give him some credit, Jessica Simpson wasn’t actually running on the field and fucking passes up, but she was with him in Mexico on the teams break, and then they came back, and he really sucked. And sure she loves Texas, but what has she done for us Texans, besides make us look like retards? Although she did have some help from George Dubya on that one.

And all I want to know now is, who is going to write a blog for John Mayer in defense of him acting like a pussy???

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