What celebrity baby is a pro at second hand smoking???
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Why none other than BITCHney Spears kid, duh!!! I nominate her for Mom Of The Year, because I mean what really says “Mommy Loves You” like holding a lit cigarette inches from your childs face??? I bet that kid could light up a whole pack of ciggies at once with one match, and not even start coughing. Shit, I bet that kid could light up a whole pack of cigarettes, pour some Jack on the rocks and change his kid brothers diaper at the same time, because, when you are BITCHney’s kids, those are your basic survival skills. They also know the “how to hold mommy’s hair out of the toilet bowl when she is hungover” trick, but they don’t like to brag.
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