I predict that BITCHney is going to….
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Break a shitload of records when her new album comes out on iTunes. And fans are going to be able to get the album earlier than the original November 12. Jive Records announced that they will be moving the release date up to October 30, siting internet leaks for the reason.
Whenever it does come out not only will her big ass fan base be buying one copy, most will buy two, and I predict MEGA numbers on iTunes. I will just download it.
And in other news, rumor is that BITCHney hit KFed several times during their marriage, and thats the reason he asked for the court to stipulate that no corporeal punishment can be given to the boys.
And in the best story of all, BITCHney loves her dog London more than her kids, Ok! Magazine says compares their relationship:
“It set her off into hysterics,†the source tells OK! about the scene at the Marina del Rey, Calif., eatery. And a friend of Brit adds, “She cares more about London than her boys! She’ll let anyone hold Preston and Jayden, but has to really trust you for you to even touch London.”
The friend also reveals to OK! that, “If one of the boys is crying and London is barking, she’ll pick up London while the nanny calms the babies.â€
I can’t really blame her because kids < dogs.
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