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Feb 13

Did Britney Spears get married??? Star Magazine says yes!

Posted In: Britney Spears, Married BITCH

Britney Spears married in mexico

According to the new Star Magazine, Bitchney and Adnan got married when they went on a wild vacation to Mexico recently. Which is kind of funny, considering Adnan is MARRIED! Or, should I say was because he got served two weeks ago with divorce papers. At least this explains (perhaps) why Britney felt the need to don her old wedding dress.

And how-freaking-hilarious is the other story on the cover, proclaiming Jamie Lynn Spears has moved into a double wide trailer, which is, you know, the bigger version of a regular trailer, for people who have money.

UPDATE: Some people, who may or may not have neural networks in their brain, have expressed confusion over this story so let me clarify.  YES, they performed a marriage ceremony in Mexico.  NO, it is not valid because Adnan is married.

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One Comment to “Did Britney Spears get married??? Star Magazine says yes!”

 

Instant stardom? Ride the Britney KooKoo Express? One-way trip for Adnan? Hmmm… oh well. Mexico is still a fun place to vacation… even if they didn’t get married. Ha!

Megan wrote on February 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

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