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Sep 17

Country comes to….Maxim?

Posted In: Britney Spears, Smart BITCH

Britney Spears ready for maxim?

Everyones favorite honky, BITCHney is reportedly gearing up to do a cover and photo shoot with popular mens magazine Maxim. OK! magazine is reporting that the manic celeb wants to be on the cover as soon as they can shoot her, which for us is a blessing in disguise, because with the Maxim makeover, we just might get a glimpse of the HOT BITCHney instead of the im-so-crazy-i-might-kill-you-if-you-blink BITCHney.

Really though, this is probably the best move she could make after sucking so bad. Because nothing says “I am sorry for ruining the VMA’s” like taking half nude pics. I think she should do this Maxim thing then lay low for a while, stop eating, then do Playboy. Its the only chance she has at making a comeback now.

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