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Aug 31

BITCHney’s new singles will make your ears bleed.

Posted In: Britney Spears, Funny Shit, Music, What was this BITCH thinking?

Britney Spears is a hillbilly

So a bunch of BITCHney’s new songs leaked, and while they are not THAT bad, they are pretty shitty and predictable to say the least. Her voice is over produced, with too many sound effects to count and can someone please tell me why she is ALWAYS talking and giggling in the background. The worse of the three that leaked is a bad blues rendition, with…gasp! BITCHney singing in a non-techno effected voice! Fortunately for BITCHney though, her blind fan base will hail these songs as the greatest music of all time, and maybe, after months of brainwashing, I will be tapping my feet to the beat too. But I doubt it.

Brave enough to listen to them???

Shitty Song #1
Less Shitty Than the Other Songs, Song #2
Shittiest Song of them All, Song #3

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2 Comments to “BITCHney’s new singles will make your ears bleed.”

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i love to hate on song #3. i think she should write a song about her breakdown and then do a duet with kfed.

rachel wrote on August 31st, 2007 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

 

I actually sat there and listened to all 3 of those songs…that is time that I could’ve been doing something else…Urgh, damn curiosity!

Anyways, I think the first song was the absolute SHITTIEST! God help me, I could not help but throw my headphones against the wall after the first few seconds of it!

…No really…I THREW my headphones off…

Wow, if this song actually makes it anywhere near the top of a chart, I might just go on a killing-spree!

THAT WAS NOT MUSIC! Music is a beautiful thing, it is a pleasant sound….

THAT….

…was a mistake…

God, her songs will FAIL if those are supposed to be her hits!

I can’t bear to listen to the rest…

[[cherry]] wrote on September 1st, 2007 at 3:35 am | Permalink

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