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Aug 2

BITCHney's baby woes

Posted In: Britney Spears, Busted BITCH, Dumb BITCH

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Usually I avoid most of the stories involving people’s babies, but with BITCHney it’s just too hard! Life & Style magazine, and Us Weekly, are all reporting about the bad parenting these children, who are only 22 mos and 11 mos old, are receiving. Here are the highlights from the stories:

“When Britney and Kevin were first married, she objected to his smoking around the kids, the insider notes, but now ’she smokes like a chimney in front of them.’ Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”

Britney constantly hands kids when she’s tired: “She has a short attention span, and that applies to caring for her kids. Jayden is at a fussy stage, and when he starts crying, Brit hands the baby to a bodyguard to calm him down. When she needs a break, she gives her boys to the nearest person — even shopgirls at clothing stores!”

When Sean asks for Grandma, Britney: “tells the boys, ‘she’s a bad lady.’”

Says an insider, “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying.”

Britney has even become so bothered by Sean P.’s teeth yellowing, she “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” Thankfully, the dentist refused.

A Spears pal adds, “[Britney] feeds them total crap like Doritos and soda.” She also reportedly gives him chewing gum (potential choking hazard).

And how does Britney put Sean P. to bed? Says the source, “She fed Sean ice cream before bed because the cold would make him sleepy.”

This would be funny if it was a movie, but its not. These are actual babies we are talking about. I don’t even understand how a person could get to the conclusion that pouring a soda into a baby’s bottle is a good idea. And they are so young they shouldn’t even know what it taste like at all, so it’s not like they should be asking for it either. And teeth whitening on a baby?? That doesn’t make sense at all, especially because those teeth are just going to fall out when he is 6 anyway!

It’s insane when you think about the fact that BITCHney is less capable of being a good parent than Michael Jackson, who makes his kids wear masks, dangles them off balconies, gets accused of being a pedo and names them things like Blanket.

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2 Comments to “BITCHney's baby woes”

 

Igh…that is one NASTY…lady? woman? um…skank!
Sad to say, but really now, she looks like she’s got a lot of miles on her, the posture and attire makes me think of some wino guest on Jerry Springer, going over to the pole to do her dancing. Part of you can’t stand to look, but part of you looks anyway. Poor kids. For some odd reason, I even feel kinda sorry for her, too…but not much.

kittencharmer wrote on August 2nd, 2007 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

 

GAH like the obesity epedemic could get any bigger. I work with and around kids and it makes me disgusted that there are parents out there who seemingly don’t give a shit about what goes into their kid’s body!!

Shame on you, BITCHney!!! And your BEEF CURTAINS!!!

Megan wrote on August 4th, 2007 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

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