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Jul 24

BITCHney Spears shits on her own career and her dog shits on designer dress.

Posted In: Big Mouth BITCH, Britney Spears, Dumb BITCH, Gross BITCH, You see what that BITCH did?

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This week, OK! Magazine is going to be running a tell all interview with pictures from a photoshoot directed by BITCHney herself, so whats the problem you ask? BITCHney was acting like trash as usual!!!! The whole situation was such a disaster that OK! Magazine released this statement:

“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”

What the hell could the BITCH be saying, besides “I went crazy, and everyone who tried to help me I told to go f*ck themselves!”? Or, “I don’t know how to use birth control, and had two kids back to back, had postpartum depression, and even though I have all the money in the world I didn’t get help with anything.” There is a million and one things she could say about being crazy, but somehow I just know this BITCH is really going to go too far with this interview and say something certifiably insane. TMZ had an insider at the OK! magazine interview, and here is what they reported:

According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead.
Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease.
Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!
As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.

Hmmm…erratic, bizarre behavior coupled with weight loss and paranoia…I am going out on a limb her and saying this BITCH is abusing prescription drugs, booze and cocaine!!! Or maybe she just really has always been this TRASHY. What I am really wondering is what affect this will have on the children and her custody? If its too much of a disaster, I am sure Kfed, the good parent, will step in and get full custody.

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5 Comments to “BITCHney Spears shits on her own career and her dog shits on designer dress.”

 

I don’t know about anyone else, but these last couple of months I have seen more of Britney and Paris’s asses, tits and putnaneys then in a HUSTLER magazine!! At least those bitches have class right!!! :)

My eyes and stomach need a break!!!

Paty aka "50/50" wrote on July 24th, 2007 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

 

does she seriously not have underwear on in this picture? this girl is completely mental…someone lock her up!

lulu wrote on July 24th, 2007 at 10:33 pm | Permalink

 

It’s sad…

I’m tired of seeing all these bitches asses, tits, and cooters tho [x_x]

She mosdef needs to be locked up though

I feel for her kids…

The embarrassment they’re going to suffer when they grow up and to know who their mother is??

Does she not think of her children???

[[cherry]] wrote on July 25th, 2007 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

 

She should just pose for playboy and get it the hell over with..

i’m sick of seeing her goods.
who the hell isn’t?????

Kayla wrote on August 7th, 2007 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

 

diet…

Proactol, does it really work?…

Proactol review wrote on August 11th, 2007 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

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