So….as you can tell, we are still working on getting the new shit ready for yall, so just hold tight, I know its been a while, but it wont be TOO much longer now!!!
But I just wanted to make a quick post about Steven Tyler checking into rehab, because, well, I have been in love with him since the 1st grade! And I just think that shit is crazy! I mean, honestly, what can he be checking in for??? He is 60!!! I can’t wait to find out all the details, but until then, I just want to send well wishes and lots of love to one of my favorite musicians of ALL time.
I know, I know, you are probably like where tha fuck tha post at…BUT I have got good news! We are going to be updating with LOTS of new features, so you can have avatars and all kinds of good shit when you leave comments, plus a ton of other things! Its going to be an awesome revamp relaunch! Then posting will be back as always!!!
Soo..you might have noticed from my post earlier that I might be slightly excited about the snow happening outside! Well since then, shit has gotten crazier! Its snowing the hardest I have EVER seen it snow since I have lived in Texas, and I just wanted to share the winter awesomeness with you!
Ok, as most you bitch nuggets know, I live in the Dallas area, and it JUST started SNOWING! For the second time this week! Its crazy! So if there is no more post today, just know I am playing in the snow!!
I have really been avoiding stories on this dumb slut, because, well, she isn’t really famous for anything other than bad porns and even worse movies. But this week she tried to pull a stunt where she pretended to be walking around hollywood with a shaman, and “gave” a diamond necklace away to a stranger under his direction, and commented on how he “changed her life”. TMZ, however, quickly reported the shaman was a FAKE! Well, actually, he is an actor, who has been in POTC and other movies that I am to lazy to go look up.
Anyways, with a little more investigation, it came out that the whole thing is a sham put on for a new Ashton Kutcher show that is suppose to punk the paparazzi and media outlets. But, considering the media figured out the truth, before the show even stood a chance, I would have to say it completely FAILS!
Plus, they fucked up big time by trying to get the P-Herp-Hizzle to “act” religious and kind, because, we all know that:
a) da bitch cant act
b) this money hording whore would NEVER give away a diamond necklace she bought with her grandpa’s hard earned money!
On the real though, heres to hoping this bitch chokes on a truffle or something!
This is just toooooooo creepy for words! Janet Jackson recreated a pose of her brothers for the magazine Vibe, and its so eerie that it really freaks me out. Lucky for us, she also did a semi sexy one that doesn’t make you think of Michael Jackson at all!
I was holding out doing this blog until I had a feel for everyone on the show, but everyone else is already blogging about it so I might as well do it now. So far, I must say, I LOVE the new twist of putting the people into couples, and I think its going to make for LOTS and LOTS of drama for the season, as thats already been proven as it hasn’t even been one week since its been on, and there has already been two bj’s given by a christian stripper bikini barista mom, someone leaving the house unexpectedly and without an explained reason, angry letters from the tards of america, porn, and a major fight (which you can watch above) that went down last night that basically included the entire house vs. that dumb slut Amanda.So here, I will discuss each person individually:
Adam: Definitely a coke head, but he has funny stories, and overall seems nice and pretty respectful. He is the one that sparked protest from organizations, when he said he would use part of his money to open a hair place for retarded people. I don’t know about yall, but I have taken many medical/biology classes, and the word retarded is frequently used, so maybe I am desensitized to it, but its really not a big deal IMHO, especially since his job is PR at a foundation working with special needs children. He will probably last a while in the game. Paired with Sheila. Alex: Definitely not as hot as first impression seemed, and he has a completely jealous asshole behavior, my guess is that just sprouts from his insecurities from past days of being overweight. He also sometimes wears these fug ass glasses that drive me insane. He got caught up in “Fondelgate” when Amanda told everyone in the house that he tried to finger her while she was sleeping. While I still haven’t seen video from this part yet, from everyones story in the house it seems that he was tickling her back and stomach, and tried to make a move on her(she was sleeping in her bra and panties right beside him mind you, and pleased with the tickling) which she rejected, and at which point he stopped. He probably will be going home soon, since he was the first HOH and he is partnered with Amanda.
Amanda: Like gay man Josh stated, this girl really is a cunt. Everything has to be about her, and she is a brutal cocktease who wants every guy to swoon over her, and only her, while she gets to run around in booty shorts to flirt with them all. She has a way too big of a mouth, and gets her own dumbass in trouble. And while she didn’t claim rape, she insinuated it by saying Alex, her partner, made advances on her while she was sleeping. I don’t know where this dumb ho comes from(actually, I do, its Minnesota), but a guy making an advance on you is COMPLETELY different than getting raped. I did feel about .001% bad for her though, when Josh said she needed a noose to hang herself like her dad did.
Chelsia: My FAVORITE girl in the house, she seems the nicest and most sincere. Plus, she has a monroe piercing, and it doesn’t even look bad! That alone bitch nuggets is impressive. It kinda makes me wish I had one, but then again, you know that shit has got to hurt when you get it pierced. Anyways, back to the subject of Chelsia. She is also paired with one of my favorite guys in the house, James, and I think they are going to make it very far in the game.
Jacob: Jacob was from my homestate of Georgia, and god am I glad that he is out of the house! That accent, the weird metered talking….it was all just too much, and I was glad to see him go with the first Power Couple nomination. He wouldn’t have made it far in the game anyway, because the honky thought major strategic moves included pissing the entire house off in the middle of the night, and failing to call peoples(Adam mainly) bluffs. So peace out suckah!!!
James: One of my favorite guys in the house, even though his style is a little corny and too played out for my taste. Prior to big brother he was biking around the world with no money. And by biking, yes, I mean the kind with pedals. And prior to that, he uploaded video of him JO himself, which is always entertaining I guess. He was also on MTV’s Parental Control, looking way different than he does now. He also taught me what “Taint Slapping” was, and you can see it for yourself after the jump. And, if for some reason you want to see James’ dong, you can go to the site he made the video for, spyondudes.com, or you can see two pics here, and here, and just a warning, unless your boss is totally into weiners, these are probably NSFW. And if you want to see his dong in another guys mouth, go to this very NSFW link.
Jen: Gross, dumb slut who asked her boyfriend, who in another twist of the game is on another team, to stick her tampon in further(how you cant get a tampon into place on your own is beyond me, unless your vag is bigger than P Hiltons that is) and boasted that her bf is racist and doesn’t believe in interracial relationships. She also was caught having sex in the bathroom with her bf by her partner, Parker. Other infamous quotes by her include one where she is begging to give her bf a bj, saying “I will catch it” and one where she stuck her hand down his pants and exclaimed “Your balls are sweaty”. I know it may be hard to believe that a bitch could be this dumb, but she is!
Joshua: One of two token gay guys that started off in the house, he had pretty much kept to himself, until last night when he errupted on Amanda, calling her a horse faced cunt, among other things, and telling her she needed a noose to hang herself just like her father. Basically, at first, I thought his fight with Amanda was kind of funny, but then, out of nowhere, it went from being funny, to being cruel to just being flat out heinous. And anyone that can just flip a switch on moods like he did is just too fucking weird for me. Whats even creepier is that this angry gay lives near me! Ahhh! And he bragged about sleeping with over 200 people, and even admitted giving gonorhea to 8 different guys. Can we all just say NASTY much? Matt: Obviously the hottest guy on the show, but he is such a dirtball, not to mention his horrible, nerve grating accent!!!! Examples of his assholeness: 1. After getting his first blowjob from Natalie, he told her not to get attached, like, 2 seconds after she got off his knob. 2. After getting his second bj, he bragged to the guys that he didn’t even have to kiss her. Normally, I would say if a guy wants to get his stick wet off of some bimbo for him to knock himself out, but I just feel so bad for the Natalie girl, because, she really, really, REALLY likes him, and he knows this. And even though he gives a “Don’t get attached” disclaimer, he should know that that don’t mean shit to a girl with hearts in her eyes. Him and Nat could go far, but I am sure all his shit talking and over confidence will come back to bite him in the ass.
Natalie: Okay, first things first, this bitch has got kids who are going to have to live with the fact that their mom not only gave out the first bj in big brother history, but that she gave out the first TWO bj’s of big brother history to a guy that can barely stand to be around her. She needs to get a clue and stop all the cum guzzling, because, enoughs of enough already. But what can you expect from a former stripper turned mom turned Bikini Barista?
Neil: Neil was the other half of the token gay guy couple in the house, but he is already gone due to a family emergency, which kind of sucks because at least when he was in the house Josh didn’t do much talking. However, it was brought to my attention that he is friends with, or at least partied with my arch enemy Perez Hilton. EWWW!! And might I say, the pictures are DISGUSTING, Perez looks like a giant, over fed cow who is growing mold on his head and I hate him and hope someone punches him in his big fat face. You can see the pics after the jump.
Parker: I was totally feeling Parker for like the first, I dunno, 15 hours he was in the house, because after that, he turned into a no game having, moody little girl. If he was smart, he would have used the fact that Jen and Ryan were in a relationship to his advantage, blackmailing them to vote how he wanted, etc, plus the added benefit of knowing that someone in the house was going to have your back no matter what. So seriously, what an idea not to recognize this. He better just stick to his job of being a paparazzi for TMZ, because, there is no way he is going to walk out the house with the grand prize.
Ryan: This is Jen’s boyfriend, and while he seems like a nice guy at first, even his own girlfriend said he is racist and he doesn’t believe in interracial couples, which is why he was upset with his girlfriend Jen being paired with Parker, who is black. So this guys an asshole, thats all I have to say on that.
Sharon:BOOOOOORING! So boring in fact, that its annoying. She was put in the house with her ex of 12 years, Jacob, and was evicted by Parker and Jen when the won power couple, but had the chance to come back as an individual when Neil left as a replacement partner to Josh.
Sheila: She is the oldest woman in the house, and took great offense when her partner, Adam, referred to her as “Ma”. Literally, she freaked at the fact that Adam was her partner, because he isn’t Brad Pitt hot. Which is not only insanely shallow, but just flat out rude. Sheila is quasi-famous for being a Penthouse Pet back in the day, and she actually dated Penthosue owner Bob (insert long italian last name I can’t remember here and am too lazy to look up) for 14 years. She looked pretty hot in her day, except for the massive bush she was rocking, and she still looks pretty decent. I don’t know if I would call her a milf though. She and Allison made up a lesbian alliance, but are doing a pretty crap job keeping the gig under wraps. She could go far, but she has too many mood swings, which I think could be her downfall. You can see some very BUSHY pics of Sheila back in the day here, because I refuse to upload these to my site.
Anyways, my fingers are about to fall off from typing all this shiznit, but tonight is another elimination and I can’t freaking wait!!!
Don’t forgot to click the continue reading link to see the pictures of Neil and Perez, plus the video of Nat giving an undercover BJ while people sleep nearby, and the video of James looking like a dweeb on Parental Control.
Sorry my bitch nuggets, I have been out of town so there has been no updates, but don’t worry I will be back at it tomorrow giving these celebrity bitches what they deserve!!!
Its just too bad the only thing she is contributing is STD’s!!! In this video, the Herpes Hilton tells the crowd that they are so hot she just wants to “fuck them all”, but what the dumb bitch didn’t realize is, she probably already has!!!
And the fact that she was with her newest friend from the show “The L Word”, Danielle Sea, rumors are swirling that Paris Hilton is a box muncher!!! But we already proved that, didn’t we??? (NSFW link!)
Glad to see she is accomplishing TONS with her life. To be almost 30 and be so utterly useless must leave her with a a gaping hole of emptiness the same size as her gine-stein.
It has FINALLY happened! Proof in the form of a video shows Lindsay Lohan demonstrating how to clean the inside of a champagne bottle out on New Years, which I guess is somewhat shocking because she has been “sober” for like a whole two months now. And by sober, I mean, she hasn’t been caught knocking the bottles back, at least until now. I would say I am worried for her, but I would be lying because I really want to see this bitch drunk and crazy driving down the highway chasing people again, because, thats the Lohan I love.And in other news, she is still apparently a fiend for the cock, because shortly after meeting an Italian guy named Alessandro diNunzio, she was locking lips in public and then photographed in just a tshirt on a balcony with him the next day and now he is selling his story to the tabloids:
Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger Alessandro diNunzio in a bar at the Capri Film Festival.
First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.
Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.
“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.
“He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”
Once again, nothing shocking here other than the fact that the guy is incredibly dough-y and is showing off his tummy pouch with a lovely flannel shirt unbuttoned to let us see the jiggle, and fur, in all its disturbing glory.
According to NY Daily News, someone tried to sell exclusive pictures of Nicole Richie’s baby shower, which has held last week and had a Wizard of Oz theme. And who do you think NY Daily is saying was selling this pics??? None other than her supposed BFF Paris “Herpes” Hilton!
“All the photos that were offered had Paris right in the center of them, as the star,” sniffs the insider. “They look set up.”
The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving.
But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: “None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it’s about the attention.“
Well no shit the bitch was probably the one who was selling these, she hasn’t had a full cover of a tabloid in at least two months. I predict she will “accidentally” flash us her goodies sometime soon in yet another desperate attempt to convince us she is famous.
And this crushed velvet shit trend better not start catching on because it even makes Paris, who is built like an 11 year old boy look like she put on a quick 30 lbs around the gut, unless the ho got knocked up.
So everyone was all excited to FINALLY hear what Dr. Jan Adams had to say about being blamed so far for the death of Kanye West’s mother, Donna West. The interview was to take place last night on Larry King, but after coming on the show late, he proclaimed he would not be speaking about it after receiving a letter from Kanye’s lawyers requesting he not do the interview, and he walked off after just three minutes.
Or perhaps he just didn’t want to talk about the other malpractice suits against him, or his multiple DUI’s, his track record of sexual and physical abuse….I don’t even need to go on, I am sure you get the point.
So after years of not winning at award shows, Kanye West was shut out AGAIN in 5 different categories of which he was nominated. Here is how he reacted backstage(which is kinda awesome), and and here is what he said about losing, AGAIN:
“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … No. 1 record, man.” It was the latest outburst from West at an awards show. Last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards after not winning for best video.
I kinda agree, he is a LOT better than most the people he lost too. And how many awards can they give to Timbaland and Justin Timberlake? They are practically sponsored by MTV.
Kanye wasn’t finished with just that, he then felt the need to talk about BITCHney’s performance, saying:
“[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’”
I gotta agree, MTV should have pulled the plug on that shit show, and that’s awfully nice of Kanye to notice. But MTV wouldn’t pull a plug on something, no matter how shitty (i.e. The Hills, Laguna Beach, Life of Ryan, etc.) if they think they can get ratings from it. Hence the reason they let BITCHney, who hasn’t had a hit in years, or a decent performance, take the main stage to open the show. Tsk, Tsk, MTV, you suck. And in the words of JT, I close with this:
I am sure you were all expecting some VMA posts yesterday, but I got some sad news and just didn’t feel like talking about BITCHney’s beaver flash and failed performance, or looking at that skank Hilton. But expect posts by tonight for sure!!!!!
I am sorry its been so long without a post! I have been on vacation for the last two weeks and just did not have time to keep up with posting. But expect a really long and awesome post by tomorrow night!!!
This week, OK! Magazine is going to be running a tell all interview with pictures from a photoshoot directed by BITCHney herself, so whats the problem you ask? BITCHney was acting like trash as usual!!!! The whole situation was such a disaster that OK! Magazine released this statement:
“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”
What the hell could the BITCH be saying, besides “I went crazy, and everyone who tried to help me I told to go f*ck themselves!”? Or, “I don’t know how to use birth control, and had two kids back to back, had postpartum depression, and even though I have all the money in the world I didn’t get help with anything.” There is a million and one things she could say about being crazy, but somehow I just know this BITCH is really going to go too far with this interview and say something certifiably insane. TMZ had an insider at the OK! magazine interview, and here is what they reported:
According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead.
Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!
As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.
Hmmm…erratic, bizarre behavior coupled with weight loss and paranoia…I am going out on a limb her and saying this BITCH is abusing prescription drugs, booze and cocaine!!! Or maybe she just really has always been this TRASHY. What I am really wondering is what affect this will have on the children and her custody? If its too much of a disaster, I am sure Kfed, the good parent, will step in and get full custody.
And really, this pic just makes me feel like “ehhh”. It’s not really sexy, but not gross either. So for me its just “ehhh”. I don’t really like the flowers over the butt, it kind of gross, like they are growing out of her booty or something. But props to the BITCH for keeping it classy. Its amazing how she can be more classy than BITCHney Spears even though she is naked and covering up with some flowers on a stick.
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