Amy Winehouse posed nude for this shoot, that will be featured in April’s Easy Living magazine, to help increase breast cancer awareness in young women. Its nice to see that someone with as many personal vices as she clearly has, would still take the time to bring attention to such an important issue.

And I guess this would be a good time to tell yall something quite personal, which is this past September I lost my aunt to a LONG(we are talking years here) battle against cancer, that originally manifested as breast cancer. In memory of her, and for her, this November I will be walking in the Susan G. Komen 3 Day event, which will travel approximately 60 miles, and requires everyone that walks to raise a minimum of $2300, which is part of why this event is soo HUGE! In 2006 they raised over $61 mil that went directly to breast cancer research. I will be on a team with my cousin(it is her mom who we are walking for), and our team name is “The Lanie Bugs”, as my Aunt’s name is DeLane and she LOVED lady bugs. And while we are only required to raise $2300 each, we would really love to raise as much as possible, and so if any of you bitch nuggets can dig deep and donate to a VERY good cause, I would be very thankful.

I f you do wish to donate, just go to this link and proceed to make a donation directly to the Susan G Komen foundation! This money does NOT go to me in any way, it goes directly to the foundation, but its just a way for them to see how much each team has raised.

So please take time to donate to this cause, as its not only personal to me, but millions of others who have lost family members, or are currently fighting the battle against breast cancer. I know a lot of people don’t have tons of money to give, but even if you can only donate a dollar, please do, as every little bit helps and adds up!

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She went on Oprah today, but unlike most movie stars, she wasn’t there to promote a new movie.  Instead, she shared her experience in helping the World Food Program (WFP) fresh off her return from Kenya.  Not only is she an ambassador with the WFP, she personally donated a $1 million dollar check to the organization.

I truly, truly wish there were more stories like this to write about. But I guess most celebs are worried about who has the bigger bank account, NOT the biggest heart.

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For charity of course!  The Columbian singer is selling off clothing from album covers, events and dinner tickets to dine with her:

 The megastar already has sold off her custom-made Roberto Cavalli bra, the Carolina Herrera dress she donned at the Grammys, her entire wardrobe from the sold-out “Oral Fixation” world tour, outfits she posed in for her album covers and tickets to get up close and personal over dinner in Toronto.

All proceeds from this will go to a Columbian based charity to help children facing poverty, but if you want to be eating with Miss Shaki be ready to shell out some money as the ebay listing is already at $14,000+.   Really though, we need more nice bitches like her in the world! And yes, you can even get the blue tank top she is wearing in the pic above here.

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Besides the fact that he is insanely hot, of course.

Last year, Johnny Depp’s daughter, Lily Rose, was hospitalized for over nine days with renal failure, where she received care at the London’s Great Ormond St Hospital.  Well Johnny wanted to give back to the hospital that helped his family so much, and first he started by inviting some of the doctors to his Sweeney Todd premiere.  Then he donated….wait for it……TWO MILLION DOLLARS!  But it doesn’t even stop there, because he even went  a step further and dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow and spent over four hours telling stories and spending time with patients.

I love this shit, it makes so many other celebrities seem like the biggest cunts on the planet, which they probably are to be honest.  Johnny is a smart one though, and totally knows how to work being a celeb with being nice.  And if Johnny could cough up two mil for the hospital, imagine how much could be accomplished if all these celebrity Mc-Scrooges stopped hording their money or snorting it up their noses.  But I guess if they would rather ride around in $300k cars and wear baby skin slippers as opposed to ending world hunger, saving the environment or helping fund medicinal research, then thats their right.  But then its also my right to call them a selfish bitch.

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Or is the politically correct term small people? Anyways, Paris was out partying like usual, when an unruly crowd at the nightclub Cameo ended up pushing a small person who was in full oompa loompa makeup into a metal structure that resulted in his leg being cut. Paris, graciously interrupted her partying to help:

“Paris screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him,” says our witness. “She held Robin’s hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.”

Unfortunately, the oompa loompa later died from complications arising from the worse case of herpes the world has ever saw and Paris Hilton is now wanted for detainment before she becomes a public hazard.

Okay, okay, I joke. The oompa loompa is alive and well for all I know, but at least the kids in Rwanda know what they need to do to get her to come visit! All they need to do is throw a party, tell Paris she is headlining, and then paint themselves like oompa loompas and start lacerating themselves.

UPDATE: Here is a picture of Big Bird standing over the oompa loompa and looking concerned. And by concerned, I mean giant and fug. I mean, just look at that jutting chin and nose, I don’t even think a jewish mother could love that beak.

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Long after news coverage of what is happening to disaster-struck New Orleans has all but ceased, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still there, and still trying to help. Brad Pitt spoke of his new project called “Make it Right” that aids in building affordable, environmentally safe homes for people still trying to rebuild their lives after Hurricane Katrina. Which is awesome, he cares about people AND the environment. Angelina and my favorite kid of theirs, Maddox, were there giving support too.

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Drama began unfolding in O’s life when allegations of physical and sexual abuse began emerging from her school for girls in Africa. So how did O handle the situation? She got her big ass on a plane and paid a visit to the school, firing the teacher accused of being abusive, and the schools headmaster, for not alerting Miss O to this situation earlier. She also gave out cellphones to all the girls just in case anything like this happened again.

An arrest is expected to be made, and hopefully, this mess will be dissolved, and these lil bitches can get the education they deserve, sans free of sexual abuse!

Hopefully Oprah will be on her toes, and keep a keen eye on whats going down at the school, I just hope it doesn’t discourage her from her charity work in the area.

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Today seems to be a busy day with some stories of celebrities doing good, and others (ahem…Paris) just falling flat.

1st Celeb Charity winner: The first celeb on our good sides today is BITCHney, because lord knows her life is all kinds of a mess right now but she is still finding time to plan an auction of her clothes, with proceeds going to a yet unannounced childrens organization. A close friend of hers told Us Weekly:

“It’s something Britney wanted to do to counterbalance all the rumors and negativity in the press. All she can do is be herself, love her kids and do small things like this to help people.”

2nd Celeb Charity winner:: The second winner of the day is Beyonce, who is on tour right now performing in Ethiopia, because she found time in her busy trip to visit local schools in the area.

And now, on to our Celeb Charity Losers Loser Paris Hilton!!!!

Everyone in the world heard the stories about her planning a trip to Rwanda, and then her idea to make it into a TV show, but know it seems all that talk was for nothing, as the organization Paris was going to travel with is “restructuring”. Because you know, its impossible for her to organize a charity trip on her own, or even with another organization. And this is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t TALK about the charity stuff you want to do, your BITCH ass should just do it! But I am sure no one is surprised at all about Paris choosing to still act like a dumb whore versus positively changing the lives of others. Chickenface will ALWAYS be loser in my book though, and no amount of charity and do gooding can change that for the simple fact you cant make a ho into a to a bitch that acts right.

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This is that shit I have been talking about! Shakira has announced that she is making a $40 million dollar donation to Peru and Nicaragua, in attempt to aid them in repairs after experiencing an earthquake and a hurricane. The donation comes from a foundation that Shakira co-founded with Nobel Prize winner Gabriel Garcia Marquez. She also pledged to give $5 million to helping the children of those areas, where 41% of the population lives below the poverty line.

I must say, with a combined donation plan of $45 million dollars, Shakira sure does make Paris’ donation seem quite laughable.

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Or at least that is what Paris Hilton is claiming. She announced plans to go to Rwanda to on a humanitarian effort, but only after she finishes filming her new movie “Repo!”. E! Online reports:

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help,” Hilton said of the region.

“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

I honestly can’t even believe this, and I guess I really won’t until I see pictures of her there. But at least its a start, and lets all hope she does more than give them her giant used shoes. And she only wants to bring attention??? BITCH please! We all know she has got bundles of cash in her push up bra, so she needs to pledge some of her money made from whoring her va-jay-jay out, along with her effort to bring attention.

Maybe she is starting to see the benefit in donating your time to good causes….but only time will tell. And, even if she isn’t serious yet, maybe going to these places will really smarten her up about how the real world is…..and if not, I guess we will continue seeing her flash her crotch every two seconds until she is too old to leave the house without a diaper.

And just for fun here is a picture of Paris doing some “charity” work in 50 cent’s lap.

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While BITCHney was in Vegas partying up and getting ready for her suck ass “dance” routine at the VMA’s by boozing, Kfed was actually being, well, a good parent. Literally while BITCHney was drunk, grinding, jiggling and tottering around in awkward stiletto boots and a stripper ensemble while lip syncing Kfed was throwing a birthday party for his sons, Jayden turns 1 Wednesday and Sean turns 2 Friday. And even grandparents Lynne and Jamie Spears attended the “Cars” themed party, something BITCHney would certainly frown upon. I just wonder if she will ever realize that partying in Vegas and flashing your crotch is definitely NOT worth missing your kids birthday party.

Oh, an apparently this picture is suppose to be important because Kfed has a mini-mohawk. But I heard, just the gays wear their hair like that…..I JOKE!!!! But really, that was the rumor in Texas.

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What a nice BITCH Hillary Duff is! She was in Edmonton, Alberta (where I will be next week ) with her newest boyfriend, nhl-er Mike Comrie, getting ready for her tour kick off, and she still managed to find time to do some charity work. Not only did she personally help serve the hungry, she is soliciting the people attending her concerts to donate food in an attempt to bring attention to hunger and poverty. Here is what she had to say about it:

“The Hope Mission was a priority and we wanted to lend a hand. It’s so rewarding for me. I love to get down and dirty and help out. A big misconception of charity work and celebrities is that it takes a lot of money. It doesn’t take a lot of money. Your time is the best thing you can give.”

This is an example of someone from young Hollywood actually doing well, and I just think that is fan-freaking-tastic that she did this! And she is dating someone from the NHL??? This BITCH just keeps moving on up in my eyes.

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I know I give the rich BITCH a lot of grief, but only deservedly so! However, during part of the interview she did with Ryan Seacrest, which is being released ever so slowly so they can make more money off it, she DID say something SMART! Yes you read that correctly. Paris Hilton actually said something SMART! I swear it! And here is the proof from US magazine:

Hilton tells Seacrest that she hopes to build a “transitional home” to help women when they are released from jail. “These women just keep coming back because they have no place to go,” she explains.
Hilton says the home can be “a place to get food and clothes on their backs,” continuing that the recidivism rate is “a really bad cycle and if we stop it now, we can make our community a better place.”
There might be transitions in Hilton’s future as well, as she tells Seacrest she’s ready start fresh. “I appreciate everything now and I think there was a lot of bad people that I was around and I don’t want to surround myself with those types of people anymore.”

I really hope the BITCH does this, because it is a very good thing, and could actually help some people who are a lot less privileged than the heiress. IF, and I say IF because I won’t believe it till I see it, she does this, I hope she takes it seriously and its not just something she starts and we never hear her talk about it again, then when we do its a dilapidated crack house thats filing bankruptcy. I know pictures will eventually emerge of Paris there, snorting coke of a parolee and giving lap dances to the newly released, because thats just how the BITCH does things!

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With so much free time on her hands, Paris Hilton is now writing letters back to fans in response to the flood of mail she has gotten at the jail, and E! just so happened to obtain one. Warning, with each sentence you read of this letter you risk severe and permanent brain damage!!

It looks as if she put a lot of thought into her jail stay, saying that she is sad and alone. Once again, Paris Hilton takes the “NO SHIT!” moment of the day with that one. I like how her handwriting looks like something a 1st grader would struggle to scribble out, I guess that is the benefit of being a drop out, you never had to learn to write(or learn how to spell receiving)! I also love how her signature looks so planned out with the swooping designs and heart dots, because, thats just how mature 26 year olds sign their name and look extra cool at the same time.

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When a tabloid magazine ran a picture of Keira Knightley next to a girl who had died of anorexia, Keira Knightley was super pissed and took them to court. The judge ruled in favor of Keira, who took the £3,000, doubled it and donated it to Beat, a charity that focuses on eating disorders.

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I knew there was a reason I loved this drunk BITCH! It’s because, unlike most celebs, she has manners! How very responsible of her. She also flashes a lil butt cleavage, but since she is so skinny its kind of hard to tell!

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