You know, I am really running out of ways to say Bitchney is a hot mess whose life is going down the shitter, but a las I will try…
Today’s big story on the mentally screwed up star is brought to you courtesy Star magazine via NY Daily News, and is about her secret sex filled life and her shit smeared sofas….for real.
The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.
“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
“Britney is sexually obsessed,” the source tells Star.
Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
You know, their is a good side and a bad side to this story. On one hand, at least she is changing diapers (even if she is just wiping their ass on the couch) and taking an interest into how she looks. On the other hand however, it appears she has entered mating season, locked someone in her sex dungeon and probably wont stop until she is knocked up again.
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