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Amy Winehouse is hardcore

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

And she demonstrates by smoking crack in this video, voila!

Aww, Paris is contributing to the world…

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Its just too bad the only thing she is contributing is STD’s!!! In this video, the Herpes Hilton tells the crowd that they are so hot she just wants to “fuck them all”, but what the dumb bitch didn’t realize is, she probably already has!!!

And the fact that she was with her newest friend from the show “The L Word”, Danielle Sea, rumors are swirling that Paris Hilton is a box muncher!!! But we already proved that, didn’t we??? (NSFW link!)

Glad to see she is accomplishing TONS with her life.  To be almost 30 and be so utterly useless must leave her with a a gaping hole of emptiness the same size as her gine-stein.

Paris Hilton such a whore she is cut out of inheritance!

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Paris Hilton gets cut out of will

Well, we’ve been saying her outlandish whore behavior would catch up with her, but we didn’t think it would happen this soon!!! Hilton’s grandfather, who is basically the money bags of the family, is reportedly so embarrassed by the way Paris Hilton has been slutting it up that he has cut the dumb BITCH out of his will! News.com reports:

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter’s wild behavior - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.
But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw, a Hilton biographer says.
“He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris,” says (a source). “He now doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”
Barron Hilton, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate the $2.4 billion he will gain from this month’s sale of the company to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business.

When your own Grandpa thinks you are a dirty whore, you might need to step away from the random cock you are holding and run to church FAST! Unfortunately, I don’t think the money loss will really hurt this BITCH at all, she has made a ton of cash whoring her image out onto everything from sex tapes to hair extensions.

I also vote now that we never call her “Paris the Heiress” ever again, but instead, “Paris the embarrassment” or “Paris - that fucking dirty skank ho who is famous for nothing” and yes, the f word is used as a verb in that last part.

Britney Spears shows us her DISGUSTING BOOB!!! NSFW maybe.

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Britney Spears boob 1

Sheesh, when Paris Hilton leaving jail looks better than you on a normal day you should reconsider your lack of outfits. But really, this is gross, and I wish I never saw it. In fact, most of the pictures I see of BITCHney I wish I never saw also! The BITCH just has the capacity to create disgust and horror everywhere she goes. And I understand, yes she was in a changing room, but she should know better than to be hanging out topless when you are followed by paparazzi. The fact that she knows that people are looking for these photo opportunities and she does nothing to prevent them makes her down right trashy.

And I say “NSFW maybe” because if your boss walked in while you were looking at these, you can tell them some story about it really being a male pro wrestler or something like that.

p.s. BITCHney - I really like your boots and bun!

Britney Spears boob 2 Britney Spears boob 3 Britney Spears boobs 4





 






 
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