this BITCH bites...

Archive for the 'That's a huge BITCH' Category

If you laugh at this, you are going to hell

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Aretha Franklin just might be fat

And I will be meeting you there. :)

Tyra Banks is so f-ing weird

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Tyra Banks and Stacy Keibler leg competition 1

Tyra Banks is so obsessed with herself it makes me want to throw up! She tries to upstage every guest on her show with her weird ass antics. Its awkward to watch, but somewhat amusing I guess. Here she is breaking out the short shorts and trying to have a leg competition with Stacy Keibler, but instead of looking hot she just looks like a big old giant.

Tyra Banks and Stacy Keibler leg competition 2 Tyra Banks and Stacy Keibler leg competition 3 Tyra Banks and Stacy Keibler leg competition 4

Chris Brown just *MIGHT* be into chubby chasing

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Chris Brown lifts up a fatty

This picture is just pure awesomeness, because, well, big BITCHES need love too! And I am glad to see that Chris Brown is an equal opportunity stage humper. He just gave big women all around the world a reason to hope! But it might be a false hope, because I don’t know how many 18 year old males like to go around lifting people the size of Star Jones pre-gastric bypass.

And am I the only one that thinks it’s kind of disturbing that he is only 18??? I know it messes with my head on the regular.

Tyra Banks is FUH-ierce!

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Tyra Banks is Fierce 1

I mean, really, who is more FIERCE than Tyra?? These pictures are just so FIERCE that they may cause your computer screen to burst into flames. Or they may scare you into an eating disorder. Its hard to say.

Tyra Banks is Fierce 2 Tyra Banks is Fierce 3 Tyra Banks is Fierce 4 Tyra Banks is Fierce 5 Tyra Banks is Fierce 6

Proof that Paris Hilton is a giant.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Paris Hilton is a giant 1

Is it just me or are these pictures HILARIOUS???

Elisha Cuthebert = normal sized person.

Paris Hilton > normal sized person.

There you go, mathematical proof that Paris is a giant BITCH!

Paris Hilton is a giant 2 Paris Hilton is a giant 3 Paris Hilton is a giant 4 Paris Hilton is a giant 5 Paris Hilton is a giant 6

500 pound man rescued from river

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

500 pound man rescued from river

A man from Wisconsin had to be rescued this week when the inner-tube he was in burst and left him stranded in the river. The catch was that he was 500 pounds and it took rescuers over 12 hours to navigate him to a place where they pull him from the river. If you believe what the guy says, he was floating along with friends when he hit a rock with his tube that caused it to deflate. I say, when your 500 pounds to begin with maybe you shouldn’t stick your big ass in an flotation device. Rescuers even tried to rescue him by boat, but gave up because when they tried the boat bottomed out on the rocks underneath.

And don’t get it twisted, I am not making fun of this guy for being morbidly obese, I am making fun of his dumbass for thinking he should get in an inner-tube. But I do bet when he got out of the river, it went down by atleast 8 feet.

Another example of the ways obesity can kill though for real! If its not the diabetes, cholesterol or hypertension you get, you are at high risk of sinking! Who knew???

Paris Hilton is one conceited bitch!

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Paris Hilton wears her own face on her shirt

The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?

For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???

Aretha Frankling attempts to lose weight for wedding through crash dieting

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Aretha Franklin is one big bitch

I dont even know what to say about these pictures, other than her health has got to be in the danger zone! Her FUPA (fat upper p*ssy area) is out of control, it really is almost dragging the ground! And in Sister 2 Sister magazine, she talks about using Jenny Craig to help her lose weight for her wedding, thats in a month:

“I lost 23 or 24 pounds to begin with, but it’s kind of a strain when you get to 23 or 24 pounds. That’s why I got off of it. “It’s a strain because you’re eating the Jenny Craig-type meals, which are very good. But you can only eat them for so long before you want some barbecue ribs or some pigs feet. “Once you get off that Jenny Craig thing and you start eating what you’ve been eating, it’s all over.”

Pigs feet???? PIGS FEET??? This BITCH is still really eating PIGS FEET??? I mean honestly, what do you expect when you get off a diet, and you go back to eating pigs feet? She doesn’t need Jenny Craig to help her lose the weight, she needs a licensed nutritionist, a doctor and a trainer.

OMFG, what is this BITCH doing naked on a magazine???

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

Beth Ditto is gross 1

I have been avoiding posting pictures of american rocker Beth Ditto because to be quite frank, I think the BITCH is disgusting, and don’t want to condone this. It’s not even so much that she is a big girl, she just acts nasty, evidenced by disgusting photos. If you are brave you can see the slightly NSFW pics after the jump.

(more…)

Star Jones assaults hubby Al Reynolds

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Star Jones gives a lapdance 1

NOT REALLY…but there is a lot of scandal behind this marriage, and these pictures do not help! You can tell that Al Reynolds is clearly not enjoying the lap dance he is receiving, you can tell by the looks of disgust and pain on his face! But I dont think this means he is gay, it just means he is just as disgusted with her as we all are! I am sure he wouldn’t mind a lap dance from a real girl!

Star Jones gives a lapdance 2

Mariah Carey hits the beach in a bikini!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Mariah Carey at the beach 1

Somehow, no matter how good she looks, I am still convinced I am looking at a man. I especially like how she is pretending she is in a music video or something and trying to be sexy on the beach!

BITCH even your hair is disgusted by you, that weave looks like its trying to choke you out!

Mariah Carey at the beach 2

Brooke Hogans performs striptease, calls it performing!

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

Brooke Hogan performing 1

I don’t know where the Hulkster was on this one, because if he was watching this from the audience he should feel like one dirty old man. I am surprised he even let her do this, I bet this was her trashy mom Linda’s idea.

Brooke Hogan performing 2 Brooke Hogan performing 3 Brooke Hogan performing 4 Brooke Hogan performing 5