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America’s Next Top Model is a freaking joke!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Who should really have been America’s Next Top Model?

I know that is pretty much common knowledge, but really Tyra, giving the competition to Jaslene?? Lets be serious, everyone knows she looks like a man, and there is evidence to prove it! Also when asked what she did between her first audition and second audition she didn’t say “I studied very hard and lost 15 lbs”, instead the BITCH said she went to therapy! Natasha was the biggest pimp on that show, and Tyra’s fat ass knows she gave the competition to a cross dresser because she likes that shit. Next season, Jaslene will probably replace Ms. Jay on the panel.

What BITCH do you think should have won?

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John Leguizamo inspired America’s Next Top Model Contestant

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Jaslene from America’s Next Top Model looks like John Leguizamo

I think Top Model candidate Jaslene has watched “To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar” a few times too many. You cannot deny that she looks just like Chi-Chi (John Leguizamo) in this movie.

This BITCH needs to work on looking pretty, not like a She-Man!!!

p.s. GO NATASHA!!!

50 pushes Blewish Model BITCH into the pool!

Friday, April 6th, 2007

In case you missed America’s Next Top Model last night, Jael, the white black girl, was being a groupie BITCH and was really pushing 50 Cent’s buttons. After repeatedly telling her to go away, to get out his face, and even after the other girls told her to chill she kept on and got her BITCH ass pushed into the pool. Here is the clip for those who missed:





 






 
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