Unfortunately, it wasn’t for charity, it was for her latest loser boyfriend, Benji Madden, who was having a “concert” there. I use that term loosely, because, I refuse to believe that douche is in a band that could actually be getting paid to make money. But anyways, Paris Hilton did manage to hand out pics of herself, and autograph them, which sounds like the Hilton fame monger we know. What even sounds more like the Parisite that we know, is her lack of knowledge of Africa, and its many countries which she displayed when asked about Africa:
I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
Like, I know the dumb bitch is a high school dropout, but when is the last time YOU have heard of anyone talking about the country West Africa??? My guess is going to be never, considering it DOESN”T EXIST! But since the dumbass likes it so much, maybe her and her douchey boyfriend could go get lost there!
I have really been avoiding stories on this dumb slut, because, well, she isn’t really famous for anything other than bad porns and even worse movies. But this week she tried to pull a stunt where she pretended to be walking around hollywood with a shaman, and “gave” a diamond necklace away to a stranger under his direction, and commented on how he “changed her life”. TMZ, however, quickly reported the shaman was a FAKE! Well, actually, he is an actor, who has been in POTC and other movies that I am to lazy to go look up.
Anyways, with a little more investigation, it came out that the whole thing is a sham put on for a new Ashton Kutcher show that is suppose to punk the paparazzi and media outlets. But, considering the media figured out the truth, before the show even stood a chance, I would have to say it completely FAILS!
Plus, they fucked up big time by trying to get the P-Herp-Hizzle to “act” religious and kind, because, we all know that:
a) da bitch cant act
b) this money hording whore would NEVER give away a diamond necklace she bought with her grandpa’s hard earned money!
On the real though, heres to hoping this bitch chokes on a truffle or something!
Okay now. This video is pissing me off and starting my day off all wrong. Ms. Bitchney herself can be seen smoking a cigarette inside her car at a gas station, which seems to be one of her favorite pastimes. But to top it all off nicely, she decides to throw the lit ciggie on the ground. Because, you know, cigarettes and spilled gasoline go together real well.
When her mentally challenged behavior is putting herself at danger that is one thing, risking to blow up a gas station is a whole other thing.
Update: Apparently some a-hole didn’t want anyone using their video, so just imagine a monkey in a wig smoking ciggies and dancing by a barrel of gasoline.
I had hopes for this Spearling, who is only 16, even though my hopes consisted of her not getting knocked up and going insane like her sister, but those all got flushed down the drain with the OK! magazine exclusive cover, featuring a puppy eyed picture of Jamie Lynn with the title “I’m Pregnant!”. And her winner boyfriend has already found the time to update his myspace profile with the headline “Me and Jamie are over….. :(”, which pretty much completely contradicts all the rumors that the Spears have been spreading that they have been together for a while and that they were thinking of getting married. But since myspace is not the end all for legit breaking news stories, maybe they are still together and can have a wedding with Jamie Lynn aka Layme Lynn can have a honky tonk teenage wedding!
And whats even funnier, is that not too long ago she sued the National Enquirer for reporting that she was pregnant, and now National Enquirer is mass mailing the nasty email sent to them from the Spears camp talking about how morally upright she is, and its really perhaps one of the funniest mass emailing I have seen in awhile:
“Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears’ (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl.”
And now time to laugh:
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA…..breath…..AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAat this dumb bitch getting knocked up just like her sister!!!!
p.s. how many of you think she is doing this for attention??? She wants to be in the tabloids just like her Superstah Sistah!
So, basically I am laughing my ass off at Perez Hilton on a weekly basis when I see him on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar show, because, basically he looks like a stupid, pedophile BITCH! And now, he has resorted to begging for votes on his site. Which is sad, and VERY pathetic. You will never catch this BITCH begging for votes, but thats because I am too proud(and I am so awesome I wouldn’t have to right??? RIGHT!?!?!).
We have been SOOO wrong about Paris Hilton,she isn’t a selfish, rich BITCH who only thinks about herself. She might just be the most generous person, EVER! Like, I can’t even believe what she is going to do, its going to help soooo many people! Human right’s advocate Paris said this about her planned donations that are going to save the world:
“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice.”
Wow. It’s just so deep and heart warming that a BITCH with millions and millions of dollars can donate her clothes and shoes to children. I just wanna know where she found kids that can actually fit into her size 11 shoes, because, I ain’t ever seen a kid with feet as long as smart cars.
So BITCHney was out driving around and tried to park her car, but the dumb BITCH hit the car next to hers. Thankfully, none of her kids were in the backseat and it was all caught on tape. Unfortunately for BITCHney, it only makes her look like the biggest BITCH ever. Mostly because she gets out of the car, flashes her crotch, only takes the time to inspect her car, and then just walks away from the scene of the accident without leaving as much as a letter, qualifying this as a hit and run. Which BITCHney should be familiar with, because its a lot like what Kfed did to her: he hit that shit, and then he ran out!!!
And I am no driving expert, but maybe parking would be easier if BITCHney wasn’t driving with a dumb ass dog in her lap.
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