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Okay, Im not trying to talk shit on Kim K

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

 Kim K does not have that great of an ass

But, really, REALLY now, is this ass Reggie Bush worthy???  Because, if so, I guess he isn’t as far out of my league as I thought!  But then again, what is, or rather who is, in his league?  Non-famous star fuckers with cellulite?

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HOLY FAWK! Oscar De La Hoya wearing ladies lingerie!

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Oscar De La Hoya in panties
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YUP! You are reading/seeing this shit correctly. I don’t know why, or how these got released yet, but I do know that, according to X17, that is Oscar De La Hoya and he is most definitely wearing a fishnet body stocking. And high heels, boy shorts, and boxing gloves. These pictures have MAJOR scandal written all over them, especially since he is married. But from the looks of these those hotel rooms can sure get lonely. And I don’t think its something as simple as he is cheating with another woman and he put her clothes on because those high heels fit just a little too perfect if you ask me.

So until I get an update on why this guy is in fishnets and panties, enjoy looking at one of the most well known figures in boxing right now as he gets in touch with his softer side. Much softer side.

Two more XXX-rated pics after the jump of Mini De La Hoya coming out to play a.k.a. don’t click unless you want to see his dong.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dating!!!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

I guess Reggie Bush likes used goods, because he is too fine to be going out with the girl who is only famous for letting Ray J pee on her and being ex best friends with Paris Hilton. Even video ho’s have more accomplishments than Kim K.

Michael Jordan gets down with the white BITCHES

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Michael Jordan loves white bitches!

As you can tell, the recently divorced Michael Jordan is enjoying the single life, and a couple of vanilla faces! Obviously, losing $150 mil in a divorce wasn’t a thing to the former star athlete.

Jessica Alba dresses like a grandma and cheers for the warriors!

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Jessica Alba NBA playoffs 1

I am not sure what qualifies this as an outfit you would chose to wear to a basketball game, but I guess being that it’s Jessica Alba and all she can probably get away with it. What is unforgivable is the fact she is cheering for the Warriors. BOO YOU BITCH! GO MAVS!

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Atlanta Quarterback Michael Vick caught in illegal dog fighting ring!

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Michael Vick’s house were the abused dogs were found

When police investigation lead them to a house owned by Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick, they thought it was drug related. However when police got there they were surprised to find evidence of a dog fighting ring! There were over 60 dogs, some emaciated, malnourished, scarred and injured apparently from fighting. Even though Vick is not currently living at that specific house, another man who is a relative of Vick’s and living there at the time, Davon Boddie, was arrested.

This shit makes me sick! I think it is ridiculous that grown men could get pleasure out of watching two dogs fight. It is so disgusting, why would you want to train dogs to attack each other? Where is the appeal in that? What makes that fun?

If you want to see fights, stop being little BITCHES and start something cool like a Fight Club instead of exploiting animals you animal abusing assholes!

Lil Romeo wants to be a BALLER!!!

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Master P and Lil Romeo

Master P’s son has officially signed to go play basketball with the USC Trojans.

You don’t think P is living vicariously through his son do you???

Air Jordan's wife is gonna get paid

Friday, April 13th, 2007

Michael Jordan and Juanita Vanoy

Forbes magazine is expecting Michael Jordans ex-BITCH, Juanita Vanoy, is going to get as much as $150 million dollars in the divorce settlement!

That BITCH gonna be BALLIN!

Willa Ford to play Anna Nicole?

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Willa Ford in Playboy

It appears that Willa is going to play Anna Nicole Smith in a biography movie based on the unbalanced starlet. This is so horrible, I do not want this BITCH to be any more famous than she already is. Not because she is a shitty singer, has bad tattoos or sucked on Dancing With The Stars. But because she is married to douche bag Mike Modano.

Mike Modano Looking Dumb

I cannot handle seeing that Butthead looking mofo on the red carpet.