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Perez is one desperate BITCH

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Perez Hilton is desperate

So, basically I am laughing my ass off at Perez Hilton on a weekly basis when I see him on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar show, because, basically he looks like a stupid, pedophile BITCH! And now, he has resorted to begging for votes on his site. Which is sad, and VERY pathetic. You will never catch this BITCH begging for votes, but thats because I am too proud(and I am so awesome I wouldn’t have to right??? RIGHT!?!?!). :)

Perez Hilton is a tard

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Perez Hilton is an idiot

Not that it is some little known fact, but its true. The porno-mustached perv himself was on Celebrity Rap Superstar and did fairly well, I will give that to the disgusting blob. But with the idiot getting all caught up in the idea he might be a celebrity, I guess he didn’t take time to learn who his judges were, because on his blog he publicly thanked the wrong person! The judges included Da Brat, DMC, and radio host Big Boy, not Outkast member Big Boi, which must have been confusing to the idiot blogger. And it’s not even like they look similar, they are clearly different people, unless you are Perez, who must believe all black people look alike to be able to get those two confused.

Dont even try that gay shit with Bobby Brown

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Bobby Brown is not a switch hitter and he is so sensitive about it he cant even take a joke! Guess he probably has had some bad experiences in jail that he would rather forget about! I bet his favorite prison move is the reach a round!

Star Jones assaults hubby Al Reynolds

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Star Jones gives a lapdance 1

NOT REALLY…but there is a lot of scandal behind this marriage, and these pictures do not help! You can tell that Al Reynolds is clearly not enjoying the lap dance he is receiving, you can tell by the looks of disgust and pain on his face! But I dont think this means he is gay, it just means he is just as disgusted with her as we all are! I am sure he wouldn’t mind a lap dance from a real girl!

Star Jones gives a lapdance 2

Perez Hilton: SO NOT GAY!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Perez Hilton is so not gay

Just look at this tool, you can tell he pretends to be gay to get closer to ladies he could otherwise never touch!

You aint fooling anyone BITCH lover!

Daniel Craig wearing tiny swim shorts and looking sexy!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Daniel Craig swimming in tiny shorts!

Yeah, his movie sucked, but it wasn’t his fault. He is absolutely gorgeous, and I just love his sexy attitude(and his little shorts!)! I think it is awesome he can wear these little swim trunks and still look manly. I bet every woman on the beach was wishing she was those shorts!

SEX Tape Who??? MIKE JONES!!!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

I am not 100% sure if it is or not, because I cant watch more than 10 seconds of this video. But supposedly it is, and if you listen to the audio it sounds like him. I just hope that that is not his bedroom because I don’t know anybody who could sleep on such a tiny ass bed. Especially his fat ass!

But for real, this gives a whole new meaning to “chopped and screwed”!

Is this Mike Jones?

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Perez so NOT gay!

Friday, April 13th, 2007

Perez Hilton and racist bitch Jade Goody

You can totally tell he wants to feel his racist BITCH friend up.

And what a freaking hypocrite. He wants to jump on any person he is not friends with for saying anything racist or homophobic, but because this Jade Goody BITCH is his friend, he forgets all the shit she said to Shilpa Shetty on the British Big Brother???

If you are going to call people out, make sure you do it to everyone, not just your friends BITCH!!!

Perez Hilton is lame attention whore

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Perez Hilton is lame

Am I the only person sick of this dude??? I think he is such an asshole. You can just tell he craves stardom and approval…thats why whenever he meets someone he will never write bad about them again. He is a grade a FLIP FLOPPER!!

And I am sorry, but gay or not, that hair sucks, as does the eye make BITCH!





 






 
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