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Big Brother 8: NICK PUTS WIENERS IN HIS MOUTH!

Friday, July 20th, 2007

So I don’t know if you are watching the new season of Big Brother, but there is a jock guy named Nick on the show who really is a complete idiot. I came across this clip on youtube where he is in the pool with gay house mate Joe, making pretty lewd gestures about Joe going down on him and talking about how his dad use to think he was gay. So Joe does the only normal thing and ask him why his Dad would think that, even though he just pushed Joe’s face into his crotch practically and the gayness of it all is abundant. Nicks response to why his dad thought he was gay is priceless, and he tells Joe its because he use to never talk about girls or bring them home, and oh yeah, he gave a guy a blowjob!

I am not a genius by any means, but if my son told me his was putting wieners(and I aint talking about normal hot dogs) in his mouth I might be inclined to think he was gay too! What kind of idiot would do that and not expect someone to think you are gay??? Not that there is anything wrong with it, I am just saying don’t act all surprised or hurt by the fact someone thought you might be gay if you are putting wieners in the mouth. Its as simple as that.

Linday “The Lesbian” Lohan

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Lindsay and Samantha

Rumor is that one of Lindsay Lohan’s supposed friends gave Star magazine access to their account and they discovered stories about Lindsay’s lesbian romance. Some stars that do have access to Lohans private myspace include her sister Alli, Nicole Richie and of course, her rumored lover DJ Samantha Ronson. Gatecrasher reports:

“Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.

“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.

“I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Uhm, we all know Lohan is one dumb BITCH, but I really hope she realizes that the whole idea of wanting to have children with another woman ain’t gonna happen!!! And with our dumb ass government wanting to constitutionally ban gay marriage she shouldn’t hold her breathe until her wedding day!!!

But really, if Lindsay is lez, bi or straight shouldn’t matter, but she SHOULD get a hotter girlfriend!!!

Another example of bigotry within the school system

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Andre Jackson 1
Andre Jackson 2

I just read this story, and it pisses me off! If you are too lazy to read the link, I will sum it up for you:

Gay student attending highschool paid $150 for a personal photo page, he submitted one of him and his boyfriend kissing, and when the yearbooks came in the teachers had all manually blacked out the image completely with markers BUT left pictures of straight couples kissing throughout, one literally across the page from his blacked out image. Now that this has become a case of public interest, the school is back peddling and issuing apologies left and right, even though on the weekend they issued statements in support of the choice they had made. But no matter what they say, and even if they reissue the yearbooks this kid will always remember that instead of taking an opportunity to embrace human rights and equality his school chose to be narrow minded bigots that pass judgment on people based on sexual orientation.

I will just never understand why people think the things they do based on the most random things like race and orientation. Its crazy the things that bother people, because I have no idea on earth why something like two guys kissing could cause an outrage. Two men kissing are more likely to cause a problem in the US than two guys holding each other up with guns, which is pathetic and shows where the priorities are.

And that tiny pic under the main one is this “illicit” image that was too shocking for highschool yearbooks…what a F-ing joke!!!

T-Pain gives props to Ray J’s massive man meat

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

T Pain might be a homo

I think T-Pain may have been a fan of the Kim K sex tape, but for all the wrong reasons!!! In an interview with SOHH.com, T-Pain said the following:

“It’s not many guys who can go after Ray J. The man got a huge meat, okay? … He got length on him. I got the width, the shit is wide. He got a foot on him. Man got a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man, no homo. I know when respect is due. The man swangin’. Ya’ll seen that shit, ya’ll know the man swangin’.”

The phrase “No Homo” can come after a lot of things, but don’t try to use it when you just verbally worshiped another mans wiener! It just doesn’t cancel out what you said, we all still know you are sprung over what Ray J’s working with!

Beanie Sigel likes to kiss men

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

It looks like Beanie Sigel wants more than just a kiss, from the look in his eye he is trying to get him some full on man love! I really like the extra love caresses he gives to the guy too. I guess when he was trying to call out Kanye and Pharrell for being gay he was really just reflecting on him and his crew!!!

Michelle Rodriguez just might be the hottest lesbian in Hollywood

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Michelle Rodriguez at Cannes

Even though Michelle Rodriguez has tried to deny the fact that she likes to bump uglies with ladies, she apparently couldn’t contain herself around aging Sharon Stone. While auctioning of tennis lessons she offered to give a big kiss to Stone, free of charge! And next to former girlfriend Kristanna Loken, she really is the hottest lesbian on the scene! And trust me, I go to school with like a million lesbians, and not one of those BITCHES looks like this.

Rapper Lil Cease from Junior Mafia stripping in video!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

DO NOT WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE SOME WASHED UP RAPPER WEINER! What makes this extra funny is that the only people enjoying this dance seem to be the men in the room. All the females look like they are asleep or look like they wish they were blind.

Sanjaya gets booed on stage with a bunch of drag queens

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

I guess life after Idol is not so sweet. Looks like he is taking advantage of his 15 minutes and is performing anywhere that will pay him!

Star Jones assaults hubby Al Reynolds

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Star Jones gives a lapdance 1

NOT REALLY…but there is a lot of scandal behind this marriage, and these pictures do not help! You can tell that Al Reynolds is clearly not enjoying the lap dance he is receiving, you can tell by the looks of disgust and pain on his face! But I dont think this means he is gay, it just means he is just as disgusted with her as we all are! I am sure he wouldn’t mind a lap dance from a real girl!

Star Jones gives a lapdance 2

Pete Wentz is a total douchebag.

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Pete Wentz in a magazine shoot.

nuff said.

He probably would make out with Perez….if Perez were really gay.