Drunk BITCH Lohan arrested on more dui and drug charges!!!
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
 When I woke up smiling this morning, I knew it was going to be a good day, but I didn’t know it was going to be THIS good! Our favorite party BITCH Lindsay Lohan, who we thought was reforming, got caught up in quite the booze and drug scandal. It all started when her assistant quit during the night and asked her mom to come pick her up. When the defunct assistant’s mom arrived and picked her up, a chase ensued with Lindsay herself tailing their Escalade in a Denali. The mom called 911 and said they were being chased and were on their way to the police station. The police got to them first however, and conducted a field sobriety test, including walking in a line, which she failed. Later, a breath test was given to drunk BITCH Lohan who failed with a miserable .12-.13 blood alcohol level. The icing on the cake was the cocaine they discovered in her pocket when booking the dumb BITCH. She was released on bond this morning, and I am sure she is getting fucked up already!! Speaking of being released on bond, amazing how a white BITCH gets out of jail after chasing people while being drunk and coked up, and in possession of coke, yet Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were both in jail longer than this BITCH. Oh, and the cops had to be called to catch a drunk coke maniac driving down the street after someone, but somehow new york cops can just spot concealed weapons from a mile away, its really amazing! (I wish you could see me rolling my eyes) But what I want to know why the hell she was fake wearing the alcohol bracelet? I knew that damn thing didn’t have any batteries in it! I am really disappointed, not because she is a drugger, but because she is a big fake BITCH! She has also officially lowered herself to Paris Hilton standards. She needs to really get her shit together, you can tell in her mug shot she is starting to get a coke nose, much more snorting and she will be looking like Michael Jackson. And can someone please tell me why this dumb BITCH thought it was a good idea to just be rolling with coke in her pocket??? Ever hear of a hiding spot? Or ditching it before you get checked in? Or what about having a patsy to take your fall for you? My guess is the BITCH was too coked up and forgot it was there, because otherwise she woulda been snorting it off the hood of her car while she was being handcuffed. And, yeah, this totally disproves my theory that rehab does a body good from yesterday, because apparently in Hollywood COCAINE does the body good. p.s. check out this BITCH’s eyes in her mugshot, if her pupils got any more dilated she would be looking like Wilma from The Flintstones! UPDATE: THE BITCH HAS CHECKED INTO A **NEW** REHAB CENTER!!! and here lawyer issued this statement:
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