Ol’ Johnny boy broke out the purple shades and leather wristbands for the premiere of the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Fortunately for us he looked hot as usual.

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Probably not! But it is what Star put on the cover this week, so they must have some basis for this story. But I know it didn’t happen, because if shit like that was going down, I am sure they would have invited me first.

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WOW! This is the Brit I am talking about! Looking hot and writing nice letters to her fans! Brit had this to say to all her fans:

“The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed.

Love, Britney”

I really think she has found a better place in her life! Atleast I hope she has, I cant stand looking at all these weird pictures that are suppose to be Brit but show a honky hooker instead.

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If this BITCH has to use coke to stay skinny let her keep doing it because she looks fabulous! This is one of my favorite photoshoots I have ever seen with Lindsay Lohan! BITCH beautiful and crazy, you got to love it!

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There is just not enough time in the day to list the thing to love about Jessica Alba, BITCH is simply beautiful! She really makes most of young Hollywood look like hags.

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I love this BITCH so much!! She is just so adorable! But man, the Maxim airbrush team must be really good! I cant even see her jew horns in these pictures!

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Almost everyone in Hollywood could take lessons from Jessica Alba. BITCH has her shit together, she looks great and people love her, plus she is not a sloppy ho!

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Doesn’t this BITCH know we cant recognize her unless she has on red lipstick? For those of you confused by this picture, I edited her hooker makeup in, and you should be able to see the Christina Aguilera we are all used to.

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No other BITCH in Hollywood would look this good while being this thick. Gotta love those hips and thunder thighs!

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I think this Kate Bosworth BITCH looks so much better now that she has gotten her boobs back! I predict it wont be long before this beach bunny has nip slips all over the internet.

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Miss Lindsay Lohan was mean mugging the cameras big time at the party for her magazine cover. I wonder why the mad faces? Could it be the coke scandal?

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Wow, I use to have a thing about not being able to get over Donald Trump being her dad, but DAMN does this BITCH look hot in the upcoming GQ.

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Nothing too exciting going on here, other than looking orange and wearing tight dresses. Usually Christina can capture that old glam look, but here she just fail. Either way, she is still hotter than BITCHney Spears.

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WOW! Even though she is like the female version of Steven Tyler, this BITCH is beyond beautiful! She did an interview as well, but who even cares what she has to say? She is HOT!

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I cant decide if she looks hot or weird in these pics. It is like she is almost hot, but you can still see some fug. I think these would have been a lot better if she had some boobage going on, but you cant even tell she has boobs at all! How disappointing!

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This dress is definitely a step up from the recent outfits she has been in, but I think she has been taking tips from Kristin Cavallari on how to look greasy! I just dont understand what has been going on, Alba use to do no wrong, but recently she has only been trying half heartedly to look good.

We know you got the goods BITCH so stop trying to hide it!

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Not that this is really a news flash to anyone, but Jessica Simpson went out and about with her boobies. You know she has to be wearing one incredible push up bra to get those puppies that high. The only thing keeping her from looking fabulous is that drab hair.

Add a few highlights BITCH, it will make you look younger.

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I don’t know where the Hulkster was on this one, because if he was watching this from the audience he should feel like one dirty old man. I am surprised he even let her do this, I bet this was her trashy mom Linda’s idea.

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This is one interesting BITCH, I cant decide if she wears these things to really dance in, or if she just feels like her career is coming back when she wears these things. But once again, minus the hat, boots and holy fishnets, she looks MUCH better! And just in case anyone forget she is indeed a mom, she was actually caught holding one of Kfeds babies. It was probably a photo op.

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Yeah, his movie sucked, but it wasn’t his fault. He is absolutely gorgeous, and I just love his sexy attitude(and his little shorts!)! I think it is awesome he can wear these little swim trunks and still look manly. I bet every woman on the beach was wishing she was those shorts!

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