Sure…its not that lyrical, but this song is BANGING! Lil Wayne brings the sexy in this video too, so that doesn’t hurt either! And it doesn’t matter if you like the song or not when you first hear it, because, once you hear it in the club, and sing part of it, you are gonna be hooked!

And I am going to spill a secret that I have been keeping from you bitch nuggets from some time now….I am completely obsessed with Lil Wayne, and I absolutely freaking love him to death! He is all kinds of fine, and he really is the greatest rapper alive. Forget about Jay Z, forget about Snoop, forget about Nas, because Wayne really is the future of rap. Plus, I think he is all kinds of sexy goodness.

So Wayne, iffin you is reading this, get at your girl the THB!

And there will probably be more post later, but right now I am off to have a (very) late breakfast, and brush my hair down since I slept with it in too many rollers in and now I have a poodle head.

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Because if so, DAMN, that is impressive.  This bitch is 49!!!!  But while I am sure she looks pretty good in real life, you know there was still a team of airbrushers ready to go to work as soon as the pics were snapped for her to look this good!

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THIS is how a female with class looks leaving the bar as opposed to the other image of drunk girls sluts being pulled from clubs stumbling with vomit in their hair.   And I must add that I am quite impressed with Ivanka in these pics, because, even with the most ill fitting shapeless coat(but somehow, its still a nice coat) I have ever seen, you can tell she pretty freaking hot.

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Long after news coverage of what is happening to disaster-struck New Orleans has all but ceased, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still there, and still trying to help. Brad Pitt spoke of his new project called “Make it Right” that aids in building affordable, environmentally safe homes for people still trying to rebuild their lives after Hurricane Katrina. Which is awesome, he cares about people AND the environment. Angelina and my favorite kid of theirs, Maddox, were there giving support too.

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and she gets nakey for it!!!

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Thats a word, as an American I don’t get to use much, but it makes me giggle every time. Kind of like looking at Prince Harry makes me giggle. I use to think both brothers were pretty cute, but now that they are all grown up I am not so sure they are all that hot. But then again, the fact that they are royalty makes them pretty damn sexy.

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And really, this pic just makes me feel like “ehhh”. It’s not really sexy, but not gross either. So for me its just “ehhh”. I don’t really like the flowers over the butt, it kind of gross, like they are growing out of her booty or something. But props to the BITCH for keeping it classy. Its amazing how she can be more classy than BITCHney Spears even though she is naked and covering up with some flowers on a stick.

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Well, I just don’t even know where to start with these pics. I mean, they are just so hot I can’t even keep my mind on track and I am having trouble typing. Wonder what lucky BITCH got to rub oil all over him because I would gladly take over that job.

The only thing that makes me mad about these is the fact that Djimon is dating Kimora Lee Simmons, who is like a hundred year old pirate hooker. Actually, I really like Kimora too, I am just being a bitter BITCH because she has Djimon.

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Liv Tyler is ethereally beautiful BITCH ever! She is an example of a GOOD role model. She always manages to look classy and gorgeous at the same time, which is far better than most celebs who are look skanky and played out.

Right now, it would be hard to find someone who could take more beautiful pics! And I know I am being a cupcake, but she seems like such a nice, good person that I have nothing mean to say! Imagine that! And even though she is borderline famous, lets hope something launches her to the forefront on Hollywood and she can replace these skankbots that have taken over.

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Unless somehow she grew some extra perky, hard boobs randomly out of nowhere, I think its safe to say she got some store bought fronts. But I think its a good move for her, they definitely look nice. An even better move for the BITCH though would be doing Playboy!!! But who really cares if her boobs are fake or not, just as long as she isn’t wearing those hideous pant chaps.

But really, I can’t say it enough, I really do love this BITCH and I hope she gets super famous so I don’t have to hide the fact that I love her!! She just seems too sweet!!!

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Sure, Jack Nicholson has BITCH tits and is a fug monster, but you gotta recognize a true PIMP when you see one! The working definition of pimp in this case being:

PIMP (pÄ­mp) : When you are surrounded by beautiful bitches on a boat and you still have the biggest tits.

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I thought all this BITCH did was shake her hips and sing barely discernible songs, but apparently I was wrong….she shakes her hips, barely sings and now she head bangs, and that makes her hardcore. I wonder if anyone would care about her if she wasn’t so hot??? My guess is NOPE! But lets give credit where it is due, she was performing at Live Earth y’all. You know, the festival that is suppose to create green awareness when really tons of resources and electricity are used to run these shows. Plus there are thousands of fans littering and they spend tons of money trying to get big acts to convey the importance of a message that they have no idea about.

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I know she is getting older and whatever, but I still like this BITCH!! In fact I love her! She recently updated her online diary with a new entry:

6/21/2007
Finland

Having so much fun performing the more dangerous illusions with Hans. No turning back now. Vegas forever. I’m completely in love. I left New York for Finland today. Just arrived with my father. Our heritage is here. We are both excited. We will be taking lots of saunas. Save my liver. Also I thought of a great way to celebrate my Finnish heritage at home. I’m going to look into opening a chain of strips club and ill call them LAPLAND!!!

And of course no more fur farms. So old fashion. There are hundreds here. The demand is getting lower for fur coats and they breed foxes here just for fur. Aweful. I’ve written the President a letter. Sweden, Austria and England have banned fur farms. Let’s hope Finland will too. Other than that I’m very proud of my Finnish heritage. It is the most beautiful countryside. I’m going to try and convince some relatives to come visit me in Vegas.

I am so happy for this BITCH! She uses her fame to do exactly what she wants, and actually has convictions. She is by far smarter and does more for her causes than all of young Hollywood combined! And in comparison to Paris Hilton’s fan letter, this diary entry could win a nobel prize in literature! She also talked about her liver, so I hope she isn’t feeling unwell! I could live in a world without the Paris’s and Lindsay’s, but I don’t know what I would do without Pammy!!!

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Kim K made an appearance at the Lorraine Schwartz Diamond Monkey Collecton event, and looked pretty as usual. I swear she just needs to hurry up and marry a football player or basketball player before we all forget who she is, because when your only claim to fame is being best friends with a used up heiress and making a sex tape with a lame R&B singer your fame is fleeting! She is a smart one too, to help keep the camera on herself she cut a hole in her dress so we could see her boobs…smart move BITCH, smart move. Dont get it twisted though, I still love this BITCH!

And someone better call animal control quick!!!! That BITCH has got a donkey in her pants!!!!!

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Anyone who was hoping that Justin Timberlake would get back with Britney Spears has to seriously rethink their logic here, because comparing Justin’s latest g/f Jessica Biel to BITCHney would be like comparing a walrus and Marilyn Monroe. BITCHney cant even hold a flame to Jessica Biel, and to be quite honest, not many other bitches in Hollywood can. Jessica Biel just has that stunning, natural beauty that makes her one beautiful BITCH!

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For a woman pushing 50, this is pretty impressive. The lack of a bathing suit top suits her nicely, and she looks at least a hundred times better from the last time we saw her. I think she should just stick to not wearing a top at all, I really think she could pull the topless look off! I hope this is the summer trend!!! hahaha

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And it’s gotta be because of that GIANT ass! Which is kind of weird, I have seen tons of pictures (not to mention a movie) and never noticed her ass to stick out so far. Maybe its the angle, maybe its good genes or maybe she has the same plastic surgeon as CoCo??? Either way, this big booty BITCH is just slayin’ black men left and right! Ray J, Reggie Bush….I wonder who is gonna be next?

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Some people try to bring CoCo down, saying that her booty is fake, but honestly, who really cares either way? From interviews, she actually seems like a sweet girl. But really, that doesn’t matter either, when you can get away with wearing only airbrushed clothes and shoes you pretty much can get away with anything!

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I dunno, but doesn’t this picture look super staged and phony?

By the way BITCH, fabulous shoes!

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Pamela did what she does best this weekend at cannes by showing us her cans! She better be doing these noodz now though, time is not on Pamela’s side anymore.

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